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<li><p>What is your favorite sandwich?
Chicken Caesar Salad sandwich from Panera, no onions</p></li>
<li><p>How many times has your PM box been full?
Never</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to change your name, what would you alternate it to?
Lily. I like the name Lily</p></li>
<li><p>Are you good with your hands?
Doing what with my hands? 
JKJKJK I’m not much of a crafty person</p></li>
<li><p>Which of the following would be the most embarrassing for you?
- Having to do the sprinkler in front of a large group of people
- Having to dance to a Rick Astley song
- Getting picked last for a team
Having to dance to a Rick Astley song. I’m an awful dancer.</p></li>
<li><p>If you had to have a bumper sticker attached to your car, what would it say?
Hop aboard the crazy train</p></li>
<li><p>Is the glass half empty of half full?
lim-(glass->.5 capacity)=half full
lim+(glass->.5 capacity)=half empty
limit DNE, approaches different values from each side
THE GLASS IS NEITHER HALF EMPTY NOR HALF FULL</p></li>
<li><p>Can you say “Irish wrist watch” without stumbling?
Nope. I talk way too fast to say a normal phrase without stumbling, much less “Irish Wrist Watch”</p></li>
<li><p>You go into a pet shop and there is a parrot. It curses at you. What is your immediate action after this?
Curse back at it</p></li>
<li><p>Don’t bother answering this question?
Well, that was a statement, not a question. Get your grammar laws straight.</p></li>
<li><p>Who would your prefer to be friends with: Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton? Why?
Paris Hilton. Lindsay Lohan is a whiny b****. But Paris Hilton’s stupidity might get to me.</p></li>
<li><p>What is the last movie you saw? Critique it.
Camp Rock 2: the Final Jam. Cheesy Disney Channel Movie. Doesn’t compare to HSM.</p></li>
<li><p>You see an attractive person 10 feet away from you. What do you do?
HIDE!! Then I would yell at myself for hiding, work up the courage to walk near said person, and realize that they left 20 minutes ago.</p></li>
<li><p>Which item would you prefer to have if you were stranded in an African jungle? Why?
a) Safety scissors
b) A chinese take out box
c) A door key
A door key. It’s the sharpest item. All of my wilderness survival surveys (I don’t know why we did these, I live in the middle of the suburbs in between two cities) from elementary school said that a knife was the most important item to have in the wilderness.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like ^<em>^ and is it annoying when people make it really long like ^</em>___________^
OMG THOSE ARE SO ANNOYING!!</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how to enter colors?" What is your favorite color to enter?
Nope! :)</p></li>
<li><p>Write a three-sentence story about any of the following items. Kudos if you can include all the below items:</p></li>
<li><p>orange salamander</p></li>
<li><p>couch potato</p></li>
<li><p>mashed potatoes</p></li>
<li><p>charlie horse
One day, an orange salamander had a charlie horse. He needed some food to make it feel better. So he sat on some couch potato, turned him into mashed potatoes, and ate it.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you live in the country, a suburban area, or a city? Why? How do you like it?
Suburbs, right outside of a city. LOVE it. I love being in the middle of everything, where everything is big and busy and crazy.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your favorite quote?
But why is the rum gone?!</p></li>
<li><p>Why did you fill out this survey?
I was boreddd.</p></li>
<li><p>What question should we not include in the next survey?
Favorite quote</p></li>
<li><p>–
I like cereal</p></li>
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