HSL Questionnaire (edn. 5)

<ol>
<li>Blue or black ink?
BLACCCCKKK</li>
<li>How messy is your handwriting?
pretty darn neat</li>
<li>What was for school lunch today?
skipped school</li>
<li>Have you finished any college applications?
**** college</li>
<li>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
mongoose fo sho</li>
<li>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
eat it</li>
<li>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
rachel mcadams</li>
<li>What’s your favorite class?
maths</li>
<li>Happiness or intelligence?
intel boi!!!</li>
<li>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
brown</li>
<li>Which college would you like to see personified?
HARVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD</li>
<li>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
nuuhhh</li>
<li>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
freaking cornflakes BOOYAH</li>
<li>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
**** no</li>
<li>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
feel myself down</li>
<li>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
a-hole hehehe</li>
<li>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
dunno DMC iguess</li>
<li>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
call those n****S</li>
<li>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
velociraptor</li>
<li>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
velociraptor grim reaper velociraptor</li>
<li>Describe the last dream you remember?
NSFW</li>
<li>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
Where do you like it?</li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Black</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
It’s very, very neat, but also kind of anorexic, or so I’ve been told.</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
I’m not even sure, I went out with my friends to grab some Tim Horton’s instead.</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
I wish; not even close.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Bison for sure.</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Flip out, but try to put on a brave face, but really be both fascinated and repulsed at the same time.</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Zach Gilford, from Friday Night Lights. He went to Northwestern and he’s literally so adorable. Does he even count as a celeb though?</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
AP Government, even though the teacher is absolutely insane. He’s actually part of the NRA and thinks every single citizen in the country should carry around handgun in his or her purse/bag.</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Intelligence. Happiness as a failure in life can only get you so far.</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Maybe a dark brown, auburn color.</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
UChicago. I think it would make for an interesting personification.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Yes, it’s a waste of time to me though.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
Peanut Butter Captain Crunch; sue me, I have the appetite of a six year old boy.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
No, I like being a girl, I like dressing up and feeling pretty.</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
I’d go back to asleep and assume I was dreaming, probably.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Hospital, I don’t fancy someone having to find my body in some ditch somewhere.</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
NUMBA ONE BABY</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
I would call, just to make sure.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
Haven’t even thought about it.</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
A boy, a witch, and an All Time Low fangirl.</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
I literally received a 1200 on the SAT, out of 2400 and cried for hours. This was a weird, embarrassing dream–even for me.</p></li>
</ol>

<p>

Not too embarrassing, compared to the dreams I cried in.
I was eating a packet of chips when my mom made me give them to my sister and I cried because she favored my little sister more than me… <em>cringe</em></p>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Blue… but I tend to use purple for my assignments this year. =)</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
Very. But it is legible.</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
Well no school today… but yesterday my friend and I went to Zaxby’s, so I had chicken tenders, fries, cole slaw, and sweet tea. (Is Zaxby’s southern?)</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
Yes. As of yesterday. lol USC-Columbia</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Neither. I don’t like animals. (A mongoose is an animal, right?)</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Oh dear God. I scream and then run and don’t sleep there for like a week. haha</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Ian Harding. =D</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
Band… Yeah. Band.</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness any day.</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Red. =)</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
Ummm?</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Yes. I just choose not to. =)</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
Not really… but I eat corn puffs and Lucky Charms every once in a while… oh and Raisin Bran. =)</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
No.</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
Ummmmmm. That would be very… strange.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
I don’t know.</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
The first one? I never understood any of them, though I’ve seen them all.</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
I’m not sure.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
Wenda from Where’s Waldo?</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
Like I remember… Okay… 1995 I was two… so I think BJ from Barney. 2001… I was 8? So I was a witch from Harry Potter. =)</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
Ummmmmmmmmm… It had Sarah Harding in it. hahaha</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
No?</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li>Blue or black ink?
Blue. Easier to tell if it’s been photocopied.</li>
<li>How messy is your handwriting?
Somewhere between messy and illegible.</li>
<li>What was for school lunch today?
No school today, but usually I eat a bagel and an apple.</li>
<li>Have you finished any college applications?
Eight are submitted. No more than two - and maybe less - left to go.</li>
<li>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Bison are cool.</li>
<li>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Semtex.</li>
<li>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Dunno. I never really thought about it.</li>
<li>What’s your favorite class?
Math or physics.</li>
<li>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness, but I have both because I’m good like that.</li>
<li>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Black. Most people wouldn’t notice the difference.</li>
<li>Which college would you like to see personified?
How does one personify a college?</li>
<li>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Yes.</li>
<li>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
Frosted Mini-Wheats, Grape Nuts, Corn Flakes.</li>
<li>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
No.</li>
<li>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
I’d think it was a bizarre dream and go back to sleep.</li>
<li>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Which would hurt less?</li>
<li>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
The first.</li>
<li>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
9-1-1.</li>
<li>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
Not sure yet.</li>
<li>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
95: I was 2. Don’t recall. 01: Shark. 09: Quarterback (I taped a quarter to my back… I was too lazy to dress up).</li>
<li>Describe the last dream you remember?
I was Tommy Lee Jones chasing Harrison Ford around school. The Fugitive is a good movie.</li>
<li>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
Are you now or have you ever been a witch?</li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li>Blue or black ink?</li>
</ol>

<p>Black broseph</p>

<ol>
<li>How messy is your handwriting?</li>
</ol>

<p>Pretty damn neat</p>

<ol>
<li>What was for school lunch today?</li>
</ol>

<p>Today’s Saturday</p>

<ol>
<li>Have you finished any college applications?</li>
</ol>

<p>I’m only a junior</p>

<ol>
<li>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?</li>
</ol>

<p>Uh… What’s a mongoose?</p>

<ol>
<li>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?</li>
</ol>

<p>Scream and run out. </p>

<ol>
<li>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?</li>
</ol>

<p>None? I don’t like celebrities. </p>

<ol>
<li>What’s your favorite class?</li>
</ol>

<p>AP Calc AB</p>

<ol>
<li>Happiness or intelligence?</li>
</ol>

<p>Happiness</p>

<ol>
<li>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?</li>
</ol>

<p>Black</p>

<ol>
<li>Which college would you like to see personified?</li>
</ol>

<p>Wth? Uh, Dartmouth?</p>

<ol>
<li>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?</li>
</ol>

<p>This question does not make sense.</p>

<ol>
<li>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?</li>
</ol>

<p>No. </p>

<ol>
<li>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?</li>
</ol>

<p>NO. </p>

<ol>
<li>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?</li>
</ol>

<p>Be like What the F</p>

<ol>
<li>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?</li>
</ol>

<p>Hospital (honestly?)</p>

<ol>
<li>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?</li>
</ol>

<p>First</p>

<ol>
<li>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?</li>
</ol>

<p>Assume someone else had already done so. (come on, it’s a building)</p>

<ol>
<li>What is your Halloween costume going to be?</li>
</ol>

<p>IDK</p>

<ol>
<li>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?</li>
</ol>

<p>How am I supposed to remember?</p>

<ol>
<li>Describe the last dream you remember?</li>
</ol>

<p>Something with a girl… I’ll end there. </p>

<ol>
<li>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?</li>
</ol>

<p>Why are these so long?</p>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Blue</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
Pretty messy, unless I really take my time. I don’t even hold a pen “correctly”.</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
It’s Saturday, but yesterday it was “Breakfast Bar”. I don’t even know what that means.</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
Some, but I still need to hand in all my transcript requests.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Bison. :smiley:</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Scream, call my RA, then have them call the exterminator. I would not go back in my room until the mouse is GONE.</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Benedict Cumberbatch</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
I don’t particularly like any of them.</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Blond</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
I don’t understand the question.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Don’t understand this one either.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
Chocolate Special K, anything with marshmallows so I can pick them all out and eat them.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
If I could do it temporarily for a few days.</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
Have sex.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Hospital. Hopefully in my sleep.</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
Second</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
Call just in case.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
I have no plans for Halloween. But if I did, I would want to be The Doctor (from Doctor Who)</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
Bunny Rabbit, Don’t remember, Nothing.</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
Ugh too lazy, maybe later. I hardly ever remember my dreams anyway, which sucks.</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Black.</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
To some, illegible. </p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
Today is Saturday. Yesterday, I had a PBJ, some chips, an apple, some carrots, and cookies. </p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
No, unfortunately. I really don’t even care anymore. </p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Bison</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Probably yell some profanity then call housing or something. </p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Amy Adams. </p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
Government</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Intelligence</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Blond, I think. I used to be blond.</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
Dartmouth. </p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Nope. </p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
I do, but I don’t have a favorite. Whatever is in the pantry. </p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
For a day, I think it could be fun. But not forever. </p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
Need I say?</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Hospital. </p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
Did not see them. </p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
I would call.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
Not sure yet, thinking Bill Clinton. That would be fun for me. </p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
I have no idea for 1995, probably nothing. 2001 there’s a good chance I was a soldier. Last year I was Officer Ramathorne from Super Troopers. </p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
I forget the last dream I remembered. </p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
If you were a hot dog, and you were hungry - I mean really hungry, would you eat yourself?</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink? Black</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting? Medium - Excellent</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today? Nothing, it’s saturday. yay! But I ate a gyro fajita after the PSAT</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications? Too early for that</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose? mongoose</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do? scream, then lure it out with cheese</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose? I don’t know. </p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class? Math, this year</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence? Intelligence</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it? Jet black</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified? Columbia</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting? No</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind? Not really. Frosted flakes aren’t bad though</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to? No!</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender? Scream and freak out</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital? hospital</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite? 2 </p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so? call the fire dept</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be? I actually don’t know.</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009? Not sure, but I think tigger, witch, pumpkin</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember? umm idk</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Black</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
Neat xD</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
Today’s Sunday…</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
Yes, all of them.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Mongoose</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Move out.</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
TAYLOR SWIFT</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
AP US Gov/Politics or AP Comparative Gov/Politics</p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness, hands down</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Crimson highlights</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
Brown</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
No</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
Cocoa Puffs</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
No.</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
Scream</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Hospital</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
First one</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
I’d call em.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
Idk.</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
A doctor, A wizard, Wii men</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
Ahmadinejad was chasing me with a railgun.</p></li>
</ol>

<ol>
<li><p>Blue or black ink?
Blue!</p></li>
<li><p>How messy is your handwriting?
Really neat for spanish and math, average for anything else</p></li>
<li><p>What was for school lunch today?
It’s sunday! A broccoli dish, a tomato/tofu dish, potatoes, rice… love my dad’s cooking.</p></li>
<li><p>Have you finished any college applications?
hahaha noooo.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you rather have a pet bison or mongoose?
Neither!</p></li>
<li><p>You find a mouse in your dorm room. What do you do?
Be largely unimpressed. And then probably wonder what the best brand of disinfectant is.</p></li>
<li><p>If you could go on a date with any celebrity, who would you choose?
Hmm, that’s a tough one.</p></li>
<li><p>What’s your favorite class?
Spanish, actually, because my teacher is hilarious. I like Psychology too. Math is my favorite subject area, but my linear algebra class is pretty boring atm. </p></li>
<li><p>Happiness or intelligence?
Happiness, definitely.</p></li>
<li><p>If you were obligated to dye your hair, what color would you opt to dye it?
Brown, although that would be sooo weird.</p></li>
<li><p>Which college would you like to see personified?
Umm… I have noo idea, I can’t even imagine that.</p></li>
<li><p>Do you know how copy/paste color and formatting?
Sorta but I’m too lazy to. Why did they get rid of the format buttons?!</p></li>
<li><p>Do you like cereal? If so, what kind?
Not my thing.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you like to change your gender if you were given the option to?
Nah I’m good</p></li>
<li><p>What would you do if your woke up at the next day you were the opposite gender?
Be massively confused.</p></li>
<li><p>Would you prefer to die in a hole or hospital?
Umm… hmm… not the decision I’d like to make now.</p></li>
<li><p>Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie was your favorite?
Never seen 'em</p></li>
<li><p>If you saw a building on fire would you call the fire department or assume someone else had already done so?
Probably assume, people do have eyes.</p></li>
<li><p>What is your Halloween costume going to be?
A sleep-deprived senior trying to finish 12 different college essays before Nov. 1st. Oh wait.</p></li>
<li><p>What was your Halloween costume in 1995? 2001? 2009?
1995 - none, 2001 - something I don’t remember, 2009 - didn’t go, I was writing a letter to a friend actually, reminiscing on past halloweens.</p></li>
<li><p>Describe the last dream you remember?
Involves an ex-boyfriend and the second floor of my school’s science building and something that almost happened… DARN I WOKE UP TOO EARLY</p></li>
<li><p>Any question you want to include in the Nov. edition?
What motivates you?</p></li>
</ol>