I hate you

<p>wow.</p>

<p>im really tired of all of these stupid chances threads that keep popping up. stop goddamn posting them you can wait like a week! then itll mostly be RDer’s on here and you can waste their time. christ.</p>

<p>RAGE ON brother RAGE ON!!!</p>

<p>ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR</p>

<p><em>punches chest like tarzan</em></p>

<p>lol everybody accepted ED is going to become like JCov, and just make fun of all the RD applicants.</p>

<p>jyyanks, u r absolutely correct</p>

<p>well start a group... the "i make fun of overanxious high school turds" group</p>

<p>mos def .</p>

<p>can't wait</p>

<p>ill fo sho</p>

<p>Chances:</p>

<p>Location: Alaska
Gender: Female
Race: Alaskan Native
GPA: 4.0uw 5.0 w
APs: All Offered, 5s on all
IB: full IB diploma
Legacy: 5 generations
Athletics: recruited for crew and tennis
Other ECs: cured cancer, built a cyclotron, AMC, USMO, JETs (1st in country), other stuff is too long</p>

<p>I know I don't have a shot, but what are my chances anyway?</p>

<p>lol</p>

<p>(ten char)</p>

<p>you may have a shot if you write really good essays (haha)</p>

<p>your SATs better be 2400+, too.</p>

<p>O sorry, forgot to say 2400 SAT, 36 ACT, 10 SATIIs, 800s on all, and I have 6 buildings at Penn named after me ;)</p>

<p>your ECs are strong, but you don't have any leadership...rejected.</p>

<p>I could always withhold the cure for cancer from Penn adcoms unless I get in</p>

<p>haha at first i didnt look at the poster or actually read the stats and i was like "youre ****ing kidding me"</p>

<p>good one venkater.</p>