<p>There was this guy who got a moth in his ear and had to go to the emergency room because it destroyed his ear drum.</p>
<p>As for your situation, the only reasonable thing to do is to learn the spider language, join their society, and become the ruler of the spiders.</p>
<p>Good luck!</p>
<p>Cockroaches are known to crawl into ears and get stuck, though it's overwhelmingly rare.</p>
<p>My friend's little sister had a beetle get stuck in her ear and they had to go to the emergency room.</p>
<p>I forget where the link is...but Natl Geographic said that the avg human eats about 6-10 spiders in his/her lifetime. Apparently they're drawn into the warmth of your mouth when you sleep...and then you involuntary swallow it. Imagine...those days when you wake up and it feels like somethings stuck in your throat..eww</p>
<p>No clue about that, but oh well. Personally, I am not afraid of animals, but of germs, diseases, and bodily fluids and excretions...now people actually die from those</p>
<p>I hunt animals</p>
<p>Hey cool..I want to go turkey hunting. Wanna recommend me a good hunting 12 gauge?</p>
<p>I just use my Beretta...older style AL390. Turkey hunting is hard as ****...def the hardest hunt I've been on. Im mostly a waterfowl guy. Clay pigeons are fun too</p>
<p>I am thinking of getting a Remington 870 Express. They are about the lowest price I can find, and a friend of mine who hunts says they are reliable.</p>
<p>yea the gpa has one he uses just for hunting....I have to use my beretta for both hunting and competition, so I need it to be semi-automatic. But pump actions are good...just make sure you buy it with a full or turkey choke.</p>
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I forget where the link is...but Natl Geographic said that the avg human eats about 6-10 spiders in his/her lifetime. Apparently they're drawn into the warmth of your mouth when you sleep...and then you involuntary swallow it. Imagine...those days when you wake up and it feels like somethings stuck in your throat..eww
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<p>Urban</a> legend...</p>