<p>McDonald's/BK/KFC</p>
<p>A hydrogen fusion bomb going off in some Pacific Atoll.
... and that Greece is part of NATO, which was in a stand off mode for 45 years with a country that possessed 35,000 of those.</p>
<p>The fact that no one would know who he was.</p>
<p>I have to assume he would immediatly become an MTV advocate and defend that it is not corrupting are youth.</p>
<p>That Athens is such a shell of its former glory... it is way crowded...young men are at once more accessible but less accessibly dressed...that it's hard to find a good roasted pig at the market anymore...that Greece is just a tourist destination...that many people live a lot longer...those friggin' horseless carriages...that Sparta's got nothin' on Athens anymore....that the Greek Isles,not Athens are where it's at in that part of the world...that athletes don't compete nude anymore...that Jerry Springer is not recognized as a kind of prophet....de planes, de planes, de planes...but seriously, folks, how jam-packed everything is, how many people there are, even in his hometown. It's crawlin' with people. And cars and planes. He'd probably just sit back and croak.</p>
<p>I would say he would be surprised that nobody speaks ancient Greek. C'mon! He's not gonna care if Bush efs up a speech if he can't understand it! He would be infinitely more startled by the TV in the first place, no matter what was on it, especially something in English or efed up English. And he's not just going to walk into a bar and start ordering stuff. It would take him months or years to understand how he "rose from the dead" before he could understand society enough to start using bars. It takes Americans 21 years to figure it out!</p>
<p>socrates rising from the dead is not supposed to be realistic..</p>
<p>True, I understand that, but...if we were to assume that the only bizarre thing is him rising from the dead, then there's a lot of explaining to him to do. Would he understand that he was going to be reawaken?</p>
<p>i think he's going to have a hard time explainging anything..i want him to be completely overwhelmed by modern culture.. but illustrate what overwhlems him. so he wakes up.. stumbles through the ruins of the buildings that he onve visited daily..voyages through the crowds of tourists.. (and this is where i depict modern culture..) goes to a bar and orders a glass of wine.. is introduced to the TV (modern culture expose #2).. stumbles through the streets towards the acropolis..surveys the view (reflects on the changes.. is completely overwhelmed.. sees airplane pass by?)..and then has a heart attack?? (overwhelmed) and i guess staggers back to his tomb and lays down to die again.... the end..???</p>
<p>Well in that case, it'd be much simpler to have him wake up, have a random heart attack (like he does in your version :D) and fall back down and die. :)</p>
<p>I agree with whoever said airplanes. If I was some old fart coming back from the dead, I would be so terrified if I saw one of those flying over my head.</p>
<p>How we pronounce his name here.</p>
<p>Uhh, or cars (I don't think anyone mentioned these before) and the loud bustling noise that is usually associated with a tourist city. </p>
<p>Cars... I mean, what ARE those weirdly shaped, brightly colored things that move on its own?</p>
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<p>:D hahahhahaha</p>