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<p>I can envision it now: an insitution of higher learning intended to educate women on how to remain in their place. The kitchen, that is. The first university to offer sandwich craft as a legitimate major.</p>
<p>The Failboat</p>
<p>It’s going to be built in the real Pirate Bay and docked near the rumored Dead Torrents swamp. It’ll offer overachieving highschool graduates the opportunity of lower learning and laziness training. On top of that, its courses are available online at <a href=“fail.me”>fail.me; and will offer 24/7 fail support. Overall, it’s a complete failure.</p>
<p>South Harmon Institute of Technology. It would be the $|-|!T.</p>
<p>^</p>
<p>Terrible attempt at trying to be funny.</p>
<p>^ Too bad it’s from a movie, you ■■■■■.</p>
<p>^
Brilliant observation Watson. </p>
<p>You were trying to be funny; you failed.</p>
<p>/discussion</p>
<p>Miley CyrUniversity.</p>
<p>Jeep Broski University</p>
<p>Fluffy even got its own name tag!!</p>
<p>I would name it Steven Hawking Institute of Technology. My cousin and I were discussing that movie & South Harmon Institute of Technology just didn’t feel realistic enough. Steven Hawking, however, is a pretty techy guy, so I think it makes more sense.</p>
<p>DuPont University, It will be located in Upstate New York. Private, elite school, for the rich. The name gives it away.</p>
<p>Its motto will be “DuPont University, educating filthy rich snobs since 1781”</p>
<p>South Harmon Institute of Technology</p>
<p>Anyone see what I did there?</p>
<p>^</p>
<p>Refer to second page of this thread.</p>
<p>nah, but u seem pretty mad bro 
:(</p>
<p>Come to Glorious Nation of US of A For 50,000 American Dollar Degree Mill With Great Opportunity and Prestige and Fortune.</p>
<p>University. 10char</p>
<p>The University.
So when people get accepted they can say, “I’m going to go attend The U”</p>