<p>Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony show)
Patrice O'Neal</p>
<p>Zach Galifianakis
Eddie Izzard
Nick Swardson:</p>
<p>At my funeral, I want my body to drop from the ceiling, attached to wires, with techno music.</p>
<p>Kathy Griffin will always get laughs, although you may have to search for clean material. Same for Margaret Cho.</p>
<p>But Kathleen Madigan, Maria Bamford and Elvira Kurt will give you huge laughs with appropriate material.</p>
<p>George Carlin</p>
<p>Robin Williams</p>
<p>Steve Martin</p>
<p>Too bad the bottom two drifted into movies. Their schtick is slick.</p>
<p>I'm torn now.. Jon stewart and stephen Colbert are known here. But eddie izzard is ABSOLUTELY hysterical, in a similar sort of .. I'm an intelligent funny person way. which is my sort of comedy.</p>
<p>however, in the completely ridiculous typical american comedic way.. my favorite is dane cook.</p>
<p>but I think finaly vote would go for eddie izzard... look at his... dressed to kill DVD for starters. it's the one that converts people</p>
<p>Russel Peters :)</p>
<p>patton oswalt, david cross, jim gaffigan, mike brbiglia, nick swardson hmmm
chapelle is funny chris rock is funny..ali g show is extremely funny louis c.k. is also pretty funny, theres a bunch of great comedians out there</p>
<p>Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Dmitri Martin, LEWIS BLACK (my favorite :P), and I love Dane Cook also...</p>
<p>Dave Chapelle is HILARIOUS! He says whatever he wants and that just bothers people sometimes. Some of the skits on the Chapelle show have made me think yeah their going to get ALOT of letters for this or it wont last one season cause hes just gone too far! But its funny. People know that and kept watching and bought both seasons on DVD by the millions!</p>
<p>George Carlin in my opinion isnt really funny. He has his moments but...meh.</p>
<p>David Allen Grier, Dane Cook, Will Farrel REALLY funny guys just to name a few.</p>
<p>dane cook is really highly overrated to be completely honest... hes not that funny</p>
<p>gotta be mitch hedberg if u want random crap that has nothing to do with anything</p>
<p>chris rock for social commentary from a black perspective</p>
<p>carlos mencia if u dont believe in political correctness</p>
<p>frank caliendo if u like impressions</p>
<p>overall, best on the comedy central presents part that arent listed above
1. daniel tosh
2. nick swardson
3. jim gaffigan
4. demitri martin(kinda a mitch hedberg wannabe)</p>
<p>Robin Williams. Total. Comic. Genius. He's the only one I know of that has put people in the hospital with ruptured hernias from laughing so hard ... literally. I'm also partial to Chris Rock.</p>
<p>russel peters</p>
<p>Dane Cook, Mencia, Chris Rock, Carlin.</p>
<p>If you don't like any of these people you're a little dee-dee-dee.</p>
<p>Personally, I am GREATLY partial toward Conan O'Brien and his occasional sidekick, Triumph, the Insult Dog. Classic.</p>
<p>"Keep cool my babies."</p>
<p>Ralphie May</p>
<p>bob saget. you wouldn't think it, but man...</p>
<p>or for that matter, anyone from "The Aristocrats"</p>
<p>^ true dat!</p>
<p>but my vision of saget as the perfect father on Full House is now tainted...</p>
<p>George Carlin,Chris Rock,Dave Chappelle,Dane Cook,Daniel Tosh,Jon Stewart...many many others.</p>
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<p>Thank you! You just reminded me that I've yet to see that.</p>
<p>Ellen Degeners.</p>
<p>Before you say anything, watch her two HBO specials, i've never laughed harder.</p>