<p>And by thinking that we cannot do anything, the constant will never change to a variable.</p>
<p>The variable is like a constant at the moment. </p>
<p>You mean like e^x?
Differentiate karo integrate karo saala change hi nahi hota</p>
<p>Vahi toh soch rahi thi :D</p>
<p><em>Wishes Quasi was here</em></p>
<p>Tujhe math pasand nehi aata?</p>
<p>no…but Quasi hates it and all you noobs are making me feel bad too :P</p>
<p>Gary wishes quasi were here. :o</p>
<p>Quasi will bear with us. We can switch topic to Barney Stintson or something when she gets back.</p>
<p>No, we’ll continue with the same topic.</p>
<p>Was Barney Stintson a mathematician?</p>
<p>Perhaps, he was a physicist.</p>
<p>No, he’s the God of sexist pigs that every young sexist pig aspires to be but can never reach the level of because they’re never sexy enough.</p>
<p>Barney a physicist/mathematician? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha</p>
<p>Why can’t a sexist pig be a physicist and mathematician?</p>
<p>If you knew a few things about Barney, you’d be laughing just as hard.</p>
<p>lke…???</p>
<p>He sleeps with a different woman every night.</p>
<p>He knows how to say stuff in a lot of different languages. A LOT.</p>
<p>He’s legen…wait for it…DARY!</p>
<p>Barney: Sleep with Barney Stinson, tonight, in whatever way he wants it…or he won’t be able to find the solution to global warming that saves the human race!
Woman: What are you talking about?
Barney: I have no time to explain. I have to get back to the reality accelerator before the vortex closes. Only you can save us, Cindy. I must away!</p>
<p>[Barney returns a few minutes later, looking like himself]</p>
<p>Woman: Oh my god! You’re-oh my god! Can I buy you a drink?
Barney: Well, I guess I have time for one drink, and forty-five minutes to an hour of some other activity. But after that I have to get back to, uh, a secret research project I’m working on.
Woman: Global warming?
Barney: My god. How did you know that?</p>
<p>Coz its ‘GOD’ Duh!</p>