Is there anything better than babies?

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>Chanel N.5 - “Fresh Baby”</p>

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<p>I don’t like ugly babies. I’m a jerk; whatever. I guess I don’t like that some people think that every baby is adorable. </p>

<p>And there are definitely ugly puppies out there too.</p>

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<p>Baby halloween costumes…
…when babies dress up as pumpkins…
…I can’t. I just cannot comprehend how adorable that is.</p>

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<p>The amount of estrogen in these posts…</p>

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<p>BABIES. </p>

<p>10char.</p>

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<p>We’re almost on the third page and no one’s told a dead baby joke yet?</p>

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<p>Googled cute, a puppy was the first result.</p>

<p>Game. Set. Match.</p>

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<p>Oh God, no, please no dead baby jokes. My heart will crumble.</p>

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<p>When I Googled “cute,” the first picture was a bowl of marshmallows with faces drawn on. </p>

<p>The Internet is weird.</p>

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<p>Yeah, I got the same result - the next image was a puppy, then there was a baby holding a leaf.</p>

<p>I guess marshmallows with Japanese kawaii faces drawn on them trumps both puppies and babies?</p>

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<p>Your cache is messed up.</p>

<p>How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.</p>

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<p>Or you could put it in a glass with ice cream and soda…</p>

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<p>What’s blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.</p>

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<p>You can have this thread, Repede. I’m out.</p>

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<p>Baby Pandas <3 <3 So fluffy and fat.</p>

<p>Most human newborns are annoying. I think we only get cute after a year post birth. And even then, the screaming. EEK.</p>

<p>I only want one daughter, anyway, if I have any at all. Twins would be okay too. But ew, pregnancy twice. Stretch marks and weight gain and ughhh</p>

<p>preamble, if you’ll be the woman with 17 kids on TLC, I’ll probs be the OCD girl obsessively working out at midnight to lose the baby weight. :P</p>

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<p>I second baby pandas. </p>

<p>On the front for babies for puppies/kittens: you could be allergic to dogs/cats, but you can’t be allergic to babies!</p>

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<p>I love all of Repede’s posts.</p>

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<p>What’s red and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.</p>

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<p>A variation of a joke…</p>

<p>Why did the baby fall off the swing?</p>

<p>It had no arms or legs.</p>

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<p>Knock knock.</p>

<p>Who’s there?</p>

<p>Not the baby.</p>

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<p>What’s the difference between a dead baby and a mars bar?</p>

<p>About 500 calories.</p>

<p>There isn’t a single dead baby joke I haven’t heard of.</p>