<p>My teacher wrote this:</p>
<p>Dear Dartmouth guy,</p>
<p>You should liek TOTALLY accept gandhi. hes amazing.</p>
<p>XoXoxo</p>
<p>Mrs. Smith</p>
<p>Just kidding. felt like doing something stupid on this website to ease the time till acceptance letters.</p>
<p>dang nothing... not even an angry response...i feel lonely :(</p>
<p>Dear Dartmouth,
you should just cover your eyes and accept this student, who with zero ec and terrible scores, because i have the instinct that he will be the next American president.</p>
<p>Regards,
Mr Smitth</p>
<p>yay cherry! lol.</p>
<p>How about: </p>
<p>Dear Dartmouth</p>
<p>Please accept this student or else he will turn his nose away at an angle of 42 degrees and go to Harvard.</p>
<p>Regards,
You-know-who</p>
<p>?</p>