<p>I love being a drama queen! XD And the only coffee I drink comes from Starbucks. xD And I don't think a Frappuccino really counts as regular coffee.</p>
<p>AND I FEEL LEFT OUT. Because I can't be a queen. Waaaaaaaaaaaah. ='(</p>
<p>Aw, Jedi, it's alright. Not everyone can be a beverage-loather. Just ask teal-over. Or tea-lover. Whichever you prefer.</p>
<p>We still love you, Jedi.</p>
<p>And with that, my saber shines on forever. Lalala.</p>
<p>There are plenty of boys that are queens. ^_~</p>
<p>Yay. I love you all too.</p>
<p><em>feels better</em>
<em>blesses andromeda with the Force</em></p>
<p>Haha. I've always wanted to be a girl. </p>
<p>If I was writing rejection letters...
Now you can go cry.
You knew you shouldn't have applied, right?
There's not a specific part of your application that was lacking... it's just you in general.
This rejection is an omen of times to come.</p>
<p>or...</p>
<p>Dear Jedidiah,</p>
<p>You have been rejected.</p>
<p>Very very sincerely,
Jessica Marinaccio</p>
<p>=D</p>
<p>I hope my rejected comes in Hello Kitty stationary.</p>
<p>Jedi, I honour you with the best possible rejection letter writer there could be. And also the cruelest. Let's just say thank the lord I didn't apply to a college you're on the adcom of.</p>
<p>We should start, like, a group. And have like strikes and stuff.</p>
<p>Yep, Jedi, being a girl's cool, but you're an awesome guy and we love you. :)</p>
<p>Being a girl sucks once a month. D< But I don't find anything cool about being a boy. =/ There's no variety in underwear.</p>
<p>Thank you for the honour. It's an <em>honor</em>. ;o)</p>
<p>You shouldn't worry. Because if you applied to a college I was on the adcom of, you would be accepted. </p>
<p>We should start a boycott of applying to colleges. And then maybe Columbia would pay us to attend.</p>
<p>Nixe: how explicit. No, I wouldn't want to be a guy because guys are so paranoid about their sexuality, that it bugs me. And guys can be totally stupid, like jock-y and Moose-y. But being a girl that can bake brain cake and kick some adcom ass beats everything.</p>
<p>Lalala.</p>
<p>There's no variety in ANYTHING if you're a boy. I like wearing colorful clothes, but I can never find anything cool enough. Unless I go to one of those awesome specialty shops for black people. But then I'm too short to fit into anything. Boohoo.</p>
<p>I like having cute underclothes. >_< So much so that they're more expensive than the clothes I wear on top of them. xD</p>
<p>Ha.</p>
<p>The best thing about being a girl is that I can dye my hair every week and not look stupid.</p>
<p>I mean, stupider than I look when I DO dye my hair, anyway.</p>
<p>The only good things about being a guy are related to the reproductive and urinary systems. No wonder that's what they only focus on. -__-</p>
<p>Hahaha.</p>
<p>Yay, so I have it straight from the horse's mouth. Being a female rules.</p>
<p>Are you listening, Nixe?</p>
<p>Haha, yes.</p>
<p>Nixe is probably on a secret mission of some sort...</p>
<p>Alright, people. Seeing as how I've sort of blabbed enough, I think I ought to be off to bed.</p>
<p>Good night.</p>
<p>May the Force be with all of us.</p>
<p>La. La. La.</p>
<p>And I must go back to studying...
Red, you must join us next time.
Lalala, good night.</p>
<p>I leave and come back randomly because I'm on here during school. xD I have to shut down when I need to get to my next class and I don't get to use my laptop in all my classes.</p>
<p>I'm siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingin' in the raiiiiiiiiin.</p>
<p>Yay.</p>