<p>If any of you happen to see it, could you return it to me please?</p>
<p>I Just Want My Brain Back Is That Too Much To Ask Of You People?!?!</p>
<p>No. I want to keep it. In a jar. In my room. On my shelf. Next to my bed. Where I can stare at it. Every night before going to bed.</p>
<p>Correct use of puncuation is overrated, just like Cadbury Easter Eggs.</p>
<p>Sure! In fact I think I say it by the CC Cafe, but I thought I was imagining things. I'll contact you if I see it again.</p>
<p>My braaaaaaain</p>
<p>give it back lablondie!</p>
<p>No, it is being preserved in formaldehyde in a Chinese research lab, and it will not be retrieved until cures for Alzheimer's are formed and tested through clinical stage trials.</p>
<p>What will you give me?</p>
<p>formaldehyde smells funny. At least put it in something nice like, oh I don't know, octyl acetate (orange smell)</p>
<p>I'll give you three shiny pennies and a plane ride.</p>
<p>lablondie is lying. we smooshed it up and played ultimate frisbee. alzheimers research-- i told you to find a <em>good</em> excuse.</p>
<p>Just so you know, kman lies. He lies a lot. He lies more than I do stupid things, which, by the way, is a lot. Martha also lies, but not as much as kman.</p>
<p>Maybe if I had a brain I'd be able to decipher all this lying...</p>
<p>alas, one of you decided to steal it.</p>
<p>They are all lying. I told you it's by the Cafe. I thought I smelled brain cells when I was on it.</p>
<p>Come on, who are you going to believe? I'm obviously the most reliable.</p>
<p>Agh I'm so confused</p>
<p>Hmmm no brain in the cafe...</p>
<p>Olive's obviously a pathological liar</p>
<p>Am not! You're just looking in the wrong places.</p>
<p>I could've told you it wasn't there...</p>
<p>I'm going to bed. My brain had better be here in the morning.</p>
<p>::fist shake::</p>
<p>No, I don't lie. There is no point in killing my online life when I have no real life. This is the sole social outlet I have for now, but I will gain some analog ones in the future.</p>