<p>Hey do you guys know any jokes about the sun?</p>
<p>:) Haha don't ask why, it's secret!</p>
<p>bump!</p>
<p>cmon i really need sun jokes :)</p>
<p>the cornier, the better!</p>
<p>you're like the sun</p>
<p>always in my face</p>
<p>hows that?
lol, made it up on the spot</p>
<p>I think it wins the corniest</p>
<p>Why did my dad never look at his son?</p>
<p>Because he would blind him!</p>
<p>okay, you said the cornier the better.... and <em>sun</em> jokes? ***?</p>
<p>haha wrong kind of jokes i guess.</p>
<p>Anyway, I'm running for class vp, and my last name is sun :) so I just need a joke to start off my campaign speech.</p>
<p>I'm the best and the.... brightest! har har har</p>
<p>Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun. <em>rimshot</em></p>
<p>How did the astronomer serve drinks? In sun glasses :)</p>
<p>Hehehe..
EDIT: Aw darn, I like the corny jokes :p</p>
<p>how will your next school year be if you vote for me?</p>
<p>it'll be so bright you'll need sunglasses!</p>
<p>haha something like that i guess :)</p>
<p>if ur last name is sun that the same last name as the brother that wrote Art of War</p>