<p>Fill in the blank.</p>
<p>1) Wesleyan is like the lovechild of Brown and ____<strong><em>.
2) If Wesleyan could use only one sentence to describe itself, it would say, "</em></strong><strong><em>."
3) If Wesleyan were a person, dead or living, it would be _</em></strong>___.</p>
<p>Again, this is completely for the sake of fun. I'm just curious as to what responses people will have.</p>