<p>Guy 1: Aw sweet you got a Brown! I’ll trade you for it.
Guy 2: Whatcha got?
Guy 1: I’ll give you a Duke for it.
Guy 2: Naw I already have that. What else do you have?
Guy 1: What about an Amherst?
Guy 2: Well, why didn’t you say that in the first place!?!? Let’s trade!
[they trade school acceptances…]</p>
<p>lol… if only :/</p>