Listen up geeks, and hear well, because I am the KING OF NERDERS

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>Considering I have a calculus test in about 10 hrs and I don't feel like studying for it, I've taken my boredom time to kindly inform you that I am THE KING OF NERDERS.</p>

<p>In case you don't know what a "nerder" is, here, I'll help you figure it out. A "nerder" is a person that "nerds". o_o</p>

<p>Yes you college-obsessed geeks, listen well. There is NOONE nerdier than I am on this entire forum.</p>

<p>No-one.</p>

<p>I state this with a certain degree of confidence that I will back up with various facts that prove that I am more NERD than you hopeless geeks can EVAR hope to be. Yes, that's capitalized for emphasis, in case you geeks were wondering.</p>

<p>Here's to name a few "nerds" that I have committed:
-I play video games
-I read about video games online
-I own a grand total of 9 consoles (yes, count them, NINE), and 3 handhelds--2 of which have the exact same game library o_o.
-On each said system, I own about 15-20 games for it, extra periphels like funs, arcade sticks, and multitaps.
-I spend more time reading about games online then playing them.
-I type in relatively complete sentences on an internet forum.
-If I go online on CS or SC, I'll proceed to talk **** only to get anally raped faster than the scrubbiest n00b can ever hope to achieve.
-I play with my baby sister everyday because I have no real friends.
-This guy I know calls me "The Legendary Lone Wolf", and I LIKE to be called by such lame titles.
-The name "KING OF NERDERS" is a parody on the video game title "KING OF FIGHTERS"
-In wrestling practice, I skipped out on the last two pushups in gonzo aerobics because everyone was getting done, and I didn't want to look like I sucked.
-My dad is stronger than me, and he's got 50 years up on me.
-When I approach girls, they in general tend to run away.
-I'm a hideous mother****er.
-I think that anime/video game girls are better than real girls, because they don't run away from me.
-I don't jack off because porn is lousy.</p>

<p>And the list continues....</p>

<p>In case you're wondering on my lovely console list, here it is listed for you in full glory:
NES, Master System, Game Gear, Game Boy, Game Boy Pocket, Game Boy Color, Genesis, SNES, Saturn, PSX, N64, Dreamcast, Gamecube.</p>

<p>Yes people, this is an open challenge to the boards--I challenge anyone to declare themself more NERDER than I am, AND back it up with sound, convincing statements. But it looks like I've already won! That list is but the tip of the iceberg.</p>

<p>I AM THE KING OF NERDERS.</p>

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<p>No you aren't, you just suck at starcraft and CS.</p>

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<p>I'm not nerder, but at least I play DDR.</p>

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<p>i wouldnt say thats anything to be proud off.. jus really sad</p>

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<p>Starman dahling, you aren't hideous. (And yes, this is Stargirl!) </p>

<p>W0ABABA. <-- Capitalized for emPHASis</p>

<p>"The Legendary Lone Wolf" - Hmm, I've been compared to Violet from 'The Incredibles' and called 'GothGirl' which is far from being true; I simply like to wear black! (and not all the time too) </p>

<p>"When I approach girls, they in general tend to run away." - When I approach people, they generally tend to think that I am weird, eccentric, crazy and sometimes brooding. Odd combination, no? I am the entertainer - Gimbo the clown! :rolleyes: </p>

<p>"-I spend more time reading about games online then playing them." - I spend more time on CC rather than actually doing you know, that thing called LIVING and doing ECs and stuff. </p>

<p>"I play with my baby sister everyday because I have no real friends." - The lovely girl you talk to me about is your friend - your videogame-n-pizza comrade. :o Also, you are very close to your family! :D</p>

<p>And now...
-My glasses have been sliced cuz they were soo thick!
-I used to carry 3-4 textbooks in my backpack everyday; this pattern will be established again starting April 4th. (And yes, I had to get a rolling backpack because my mom was worried about me!)
-I was upset that I missed buying a calc book for a buck; I have linear algebra though! (I am not equipped with the skills needed yet...)
-I've held human brains and a spinal cord for fun while breathing in that wonderful formaldehyde, in my spare time (Jesting.. 123... Jesting --> ze form.)
-I have a neuroanatomy textbook that I will occasionally read
-I've stolen Spanish books from school to study because I know how medicore my school is and how much things have been dumbed down
-I've haunted libraries at the local university...
-I have posters that say: "Milestones in Medicine" and "Thank Research" </p>

<p>And more...</p>

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<p>...o<em>O...o</em>O...</p>

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<p>That's nothing, look at this: <a href="http://www.nescapades.com/gameroom.htm%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.nescapades.com/gameroom.htm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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<p>Starman, a real nerder doesn't "nerd". A "nerder" IS a freakin nerd!! You're a dork. ;)</p>

<p>I only have one thing to say:</p>

<p>I am the ultimate nerd. :)</p>

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<p>roflmao @ tufnut2crack's link</p>

<p>is that the room of a kid or an adult? that is so wild lol</p>

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<p>Starman- It sounds like you take pride and embrace being a nerder. I think being a nerd is cool. I just can't understand why you chose to do a thread about your nerderness???</p>

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<p>i have jeopardy contests with my parents... but they outgrew that ;)</p>

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<p>

He made a thread because he's bored and doesn't wanna take his calc test in -3 hours. I make random threads when I'm bored too, cujoe could tell you ;)
Anyway it's all good man, nerdiness is power in the future. Heck it's power even now.</p>

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<p>i wouldn't call them random... they have purpose... sort of!</p>

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<p>You miss the definition of nerd by a mile. A nerd is someone who is ridiculously awesome at t3h h4x0ring (not those who just are able to converse in l337, like you or me), not a star trek junkie or a video game freak. A nerd is someone who speaks in binary, who spends his time configuring state-of-the-art servers and destroying spam/hack attempts. A nerd is someone who knew xhtml like the back of his hand by the ripe old age of eight. A nerd doesn't approach girls, he makes his own computer simulations to talk to. This is what you must become, if you even hope to enter the infinitesmal and highly esoteric world of Nerdom.</p>

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<p>-I play video games
-I read about video games online
-I own a grand total of 9 consoles (yes, count them, NINE), and 3 handhelds--2 of which have the exact same game library o_o.
-I spend more time reading about games online then playing them.
-I type in relatively complete sentences on an internet forum.</p>

<p>Yep, sounds familiar. And I'm a girl who plays a lot of FPS.
+5 gamer points to me!</p>

<p>-I was upset that I missed buying a calc book for a buck; I have linear algebra though</p>

<p>I did the same thing with a Java book a few weeks ago.</p>

<p>I'm a big nerd.</p>

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<p>My gaming collection is comparable to that guys... if you count in all the illegal warez i've got collected around here... wakka wakka. At any rate, his collection isn't anywhere near the most maniac ones, I mean, he doesn't exactly have Metal Slug 1 for the AES sitting around or Kizuna Encounter... that stuff can climb up to $15,000 on ebay or higher o_o.</p>

<p>Sorry "punkette", your name implies that you're a PUNKER, and a PUNKER can't be a NERDER at the same time, because that goes against the set laws of NERDERNESS as estabilished by THE KING OF NERDERS, myself. So, sorry, you are no NERDER, just a POSER. </p>

<p>n00b.</p>

<p>Listen up "zOoGiEs", you've got no right to question the authority and power of THE KING OF NERDERS, and being the typical geek you are, you described GEEKDOM in its full glory, because GEEKS are the types of people you associate with and consider NERDERS, and as a result, you're no NERDER, just another POSER.</p>

<p>Here, let me define NERDER in greater detail, so that you college-bound geeks can learn a thing or two about true NERDINESS:</p>

<p>A NERDER is a person that engages in NERDING, that is, doing things that geeks do like h4x0rz and conversing in 1337--but the main difference between NERDING and GEEKING is that to NERD you must, in essense, be worse at GEEKING than the n00biest scrub can EVAR hope to even come close to being. Yes, a true NERDER is one that sucks at everything they do, even after putting their entire heart and soul and reputation on the line for it.</p>

<p>Now, you may ask, "well, so what exactly is the KING OF NERDERS?" Well my friends, the KING OF NERDERS (as in me, THE STARMAN) is SO incredibely bad at NERDING, that a group of monkeys collected in a room and left to analyze my ability at NERDING recorded my NERDER potential as "unlimited" and/or "infinite", that nearby objects exposed to my NERDER-ness had permanent physical and mental damages occurred onto them. Yes people, babies cry, milk sours, girls run away, and even godzilla cowers in fright when exposed to TRUE NERDERNESS, one which I, THE KING OF NERDERS exhibit in excellent NERDER fashion.</p>

<p>God, this post is so long, it in itself could be considered a PRIME example of "NERDING", as NERDED by the KING OF NERDERS. In fact, I declare this post to be the begginings of THE MANIFESTO OF NERD.</p>

<p>Yes Marx, there's a new following in town.</p>

<p>Stargirl, dear, come online! I'll tell you more, if you're wondering. And, in case you college-bound geeks are wondering, I'll be happy to get above a 40% on the calc test I took 6 hours ago. Yes, I NERDED on a calc test.</p>

<p>I AM THE KING OF NERDERS.</p>

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<p>@rainbow kirby- YOUR A GIRL?!?! weird... lol</p>

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<p>I'm sorry, but no. Geeks are those who are immersed in their physics textbooks all day. Geeks recite Pi to thousands of digits in their leisure. Geeks are...</p>

<pre><code>The very model of a modern Major-General,
They've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
They know the kings of England, and they quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
They're very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
They understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem they're teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
</code></pre>

<p>And thou, sir, fail to qualify as neither. Forsooth, truly, you bring shame to the very name itself, o villain! To nerdify - yes, that is the correct verb - a calculus test, you must pass with colors that are massively beautiful and flying. You are not - I repeateth - not, a nerd, or anything of the sort. You spout nonesense, madman.</p>

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<p>You guys have neglected to comment on the most shocking part of this post:</p>

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<p>Dude, you're totally missing out!</p>

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<p>Awesome.</p>

<p>Can I be your baby sitter?</p>