LOL i nEED hELP!

<p>ok hi i have been posting on the boards for a really long time and umm k I need help lol? so I want to know what colleges I can get into and what are my chances11</p>

<p>my gpa is a 2.0 I never took an ap class </p>

<p>Btw, I don't wanna go into community colleges i want a better college then that, I took sats also</p>

<p>SAT was a 2390 i don't think i can get the writing score to be perfect though cuase i am not a great writers really. </p>

<p>I also took act and had a 36 but i couldn't understand what the act is out of, i think that 2390 is better then 36 since its a higher number, if i bring up my gpa a littles what kinda college can i get into? lol. I want to go to maybe harvard or something better, i like this school because it treated black people good in the move HOW hIGH! so umm also it was in stealing harvard movie and that was a big lol!</p>

<p>So please tell me my chances at the schools I list and what schools i should apply to!</p>

<p>Harvard
cornell
upenn
ucla
ucb
caltech
mit
williams-also is williams named after a guy or girl, just wondering lol</p>

<p>I also want aid, I hear some schools give alot of aid, I am thinking a maid or something or a homework helper would be a good aid to me, lol, thye would helps me to work harder and get my grades up a little.</p>

<p>r u a troll? or r u for real?</p>

<p>if u r a troll STOP!! We're tired of this BS so quit it. It's not funny. :mad:</p>

<p>If u r for real, do u think u have a chance at any of those schools? I think u can answer this for urself.</p>

<p>i second imiracle</p>

<p>stop trolling, stealth. you aren't funny.</p>

<p>What a horrible troll.</p>

<p>They're really bad at making fake posts...lol</p>

<p>StealthVoltage:</p>

<p>UCLA: Super Reach
UCB: Super Reach</p>

<p>You must have at least a 3.0 GPA to be eligible to apply to a UC.</p>

<p>not a troll just a joker!!! i think you have a great shot at EVERY school, evaryone will want you because you are so special. and don't worry about aid, they will pay YOU to go to their schools, and give you a maid, tutor, cook, driver. students like you are welcome everywhere they go. everyone bows before your greatness!!!</p>

<p>You are a shoe in at all of them. Harvard is your safety? they will probably give you merit aid. the only weak part of your application is your SAT score, but that wont kill you. (P.S. you guys are so uptight please dont attack me for being a troll it's a joke) um williams is probably after a guy cuz when they founded it everyone was sexist so women weren;t important enought name colleges after.</p>

<p>I was thinking that maybe umm you know, like the essay part i could just kinda like leave them blank or write lol let me in pls. i know it seems like a bad idea but it would make me stand out lol. Btw momof3teens, i don't want a driver lol, maybe just a car would work. btw anyone that called me a troll, lol, i am not a model but better loking then a trolls! lol.</p>

<p>GreenDayFan: We all realize that people on these boards like to have less serious threads sometimes. That's what the cafe is for. The chances forum is for real questions. Fake threads waste everyone's time. </p>

<p>That being sad, I'm not going to call you a troll for responding to the OP. You're just giving a troll attention, not being a troll yourself.</p>

<p>stop acting niggardly</p>

<p>check it up if you don't know the real definition. gtfo kthanksbye</p>

<p>that's great zh0u, I'm going to use that now</p>

<p>try it on your SAT essay</p>

<p>you might get a point or two for it!</p>

<p>like 2 out of 12</p>