Low GPA = No chance at all? :(

<p>I'm pretty sure that Polytechnic Institute will be a definite acceptance.</p>

<p>Dear student,</p>

<p>As requested, I incorporated your scores, GPA, leadership, and extracurriculars into a systematically devised function of calculatory means that I developed to precisely calculate percent chance of admission to various universities in the US and abroad. The results are as follows (these are the percent chances that you will be accepted at the below named institutions of higher educatory education):</p>

<p>UMD College Park: 57.111%
UMass, Amherst: 44.902%
Drexel: 73.0095
Occidental: 45.619%
UCLA-Irvine: 16.200%
Polytechnic Institute of New York: 67.824%
University of Wisconsin - this university is not included in my system, no percentage generated: ERROR
SUNY Binghamton: 18.842%
University of Rochester: 13.700%
University of Illinois, Urbana Champaign: 51.672%
Boston College: 9.213%
Boston University: 16.773%
NYU: 9.841%
Cornell: 7.341%
Carnegie Mellon: 8.820%
Wake Forest: 28.969%
William and Mary: 9.002%
Georgetown <a href="University?">b</a>**: 7.994%
Brandeis: 12.910%</p>

<p>Please note that these are only derived from my own personal formula which seems to accurately predict admissions chances pretty well. Hope that helps!</p>