<p>hey my math teacher is having us make 'math valentines' for ec, i am at a loss (not very creative) any ideas?</p>
<p>will you integrate my natural log?</p>
<p>My teacher did that once.</p>
<p>Chocolates are sweet, and so are you...but Please Excuse my Dear Aunt Sally.</p>
<p>yea..corny..but someone did that lol</p>
<p>will you do an int(2x, 13, 10) with me?</p>
<p>Baby..take the limit as my love approaches infinity.</p>
<p>I can't f(x) without you.</p>
<p>I wanna integrate our love from me to you.</p>
<p>Let me see some of the areas under your curves. . . .</p>
<p>How do I love thee? Let me differentiate the ways...</p>
<p>I wish I was your derivative, because then I'd be tangent to all your curves.</p>
<p>Here's a thread of math pickup lines from a while back:
<a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=16558&highlight=math+pickup+lines%5B/url%5D">http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=16558&highlight=math+pickup+lines</a></p>
<p>Show me a Sine</p>
<p>hahaha this is clearly the best, nerdiest post ever i love it</p>
<p>Mesotired9, yeah I love that one! Hahaha. Though I think I'd be freaked out by any girl that actually falls for that LOL.</p>
<p>I saw that tangent to all your curves one in an issue of Popular Science along with several other nerdy science/math pick-up lines. It was so hilarious that I almost wanted to try it.</p>
<p>You guys are nerds! </p>
<p>I'm not a math nerd, I'm a history nerd. :)</p>
<p>this is really funny. Is anyone actually going to use these? because if you are, just don't</p>
<p>ha ha, I don't know how far you guys have followed the links above, but this is awesome... yay math!</p>
<p>CALCULUS SEX
The Relationship:</p>
<p>They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous,
and even though he was odd, he was a real number. They both wanted to get
skewed. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered
pair.</p>
<p>From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime,
so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel.</p>
<p>She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed
by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time
she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as
she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They
underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the
vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like
Logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem,
it was improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational,
not to mention square.</p>
<p>They diverged.</p>
<p>She's currently reaching the limit in a relationship that is somewhat
undefined. He is currently unable to afford dating because he cosined a
loan for his son, tan.</p>