<p>well recently i found this pickup line on the forums and thought this might be the hotspot for getting more. i think their great and would like to complie a list sorry if i too k yours</p>
<p>" baby,I wish I were your derivative, cuz then I'd be tangent to all your curves."</p>
<p>makes me laugh everytime...
post uyours now!</p>
<p>thats just retarded and worthy of a slap!</p>
<p>I think it's funny.</p>
<p>I will try to come up with an addition to this thread.</p>
<p>LOL that's hilarious!!!! i will DEFNITELY use that some time as for me, Baby, you and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.</p>
<p>edit: actually, there's another one: perhaps you and i could do some double integration?</p>
<p>bob at first i thought u were sayin DP. i got it thou its your post count +1 i assume.</p>
<p>Hahah Nirav, that's the one I told you at school I found on here.</p>
<p>I found some more:</p>
<p>I wish I were your derivative, cuz then I'd be tangent to all your curves.</p>
<p>I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables.</p>
<p>My function doesn't have an absolute minimum, it's all maximum.</p>
<p>My hard drive doesn't have an off switch.</p>
<p>You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?</p>
<p>here is a dumb one: Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.</p>
<p>Sex is like Math:
Add the bed
subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
and hope you dont multiply.</p>
<p>up for some int<a href="2x">10,13</a>dx?? gay but eh whatever</p>
<p>these are awesome! I am going to try some on my calc teacher</p>
<p>Wow, it took me way too long to figure out Haithman's.</p>
<p>lol haithman's is wayyyyyy too subtle. i like it.</p>
<p>:cool: ha thanks</p>
<p>hey baby, you complete my square.</p>
<p>i did NOT make that up - tomorrow my Drama's class going to present a 20-min show about my school. that line is in the script. we're a school of nerds....but we do know how to poke fun at ourselves, i guess.</p>
<p>I don't understand haithman's.</p>
<p>lmao...good ones.</p>
<p>I've heard a few, similar to those already said:</p>
<p>-I'd love to be the area under YOUR curves.</p>
<p>-Are you good at Calculus? Because I'm looking for someone to integrate my natural log.</p>
<p>Ummm I'm sure I've heard more but I forget them. They are all hella stupid, but funny for that reason.</p>
<p>haithman's is as follow... to find the value u must take the antiderivative of the function 2x... i.e. x^2 now take the upper and lower bounds... 13/10</p>
<p>169-100=69! yea math, u just got served</p>
<p>haha cujoe thanks. If i gave an explanation it would screw up the flow...</p>
<p>hey this one is more physics related but still works</p>
<p>Fg = Gm1m2/r^2....hey baby, according to this equation, if we get twice as close the attraction between us is 4 times greater.</p>