<p>In keeping with the "serious nature" of the OP's initial question…</p>
<p>Some Michigan posters persist upon comparing their school to the lower level of the Ivies (Penn, Dartmouth, Cornell) and some prominent privates (U Chicago, Northwestern) while consistently ignoring the facts that have been presented to indicate that Michigan is significantly less selective and elite than they would like for you, dear reader, to appreciate. IMO, objective observers would conclude that Michigan is an excellent state university, but its average student quality is on par with to slightly behind Boston College. </p>
<p>The Michigan Methodology (to associate up and never change or consider lower ranked schools as peers) reminds me of a story that my husband likes to tell (names changed to protect the identity):</p>
<p>Alexander takes the day off of work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the 2nd hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. Thinking nothing of it, he is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron" Alexander looks round and doesn't see anyone so he prepares again to hit the ball. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog, shakes his head, and decides to prove the frog wrong. He puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits a birdie. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit, Lucky frog. Lucky frog."</p>
<p>Alexander picks up the frog and takes the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think about this one, frog?" Alexander asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." is the reply. Alexandre takes out a 3-wood and Boom! Hole-in-one. Alexander is befuddled and doesn't know what to say or think. By the end of the day, Alexander has played the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "Ok where to next?" The frog's reply, "Ribbit Las Vegas".</p>
<p>They go to Las Vegas and Alexander says, "Ok frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette". Upon approaching the roulette table Alexander asks," What do you think I should bet?" The frog answers, "Ribbit $3000 black 6." Now, this is a million to one shot that this would win but, after the golf game, Alexander figures what the heck. Boom! Black 6!! Scores of black chips come sliding across the table to Alexander.</p>
<p>Alexander takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me". Alexander figures why not since, after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. All of a sudden the frog turns into the most gorgeous 17-year-old girl in the world.</p>
<p>"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. That's my story and I'm sticking to it," said Alexander. </p>
<p>And so it goes with Michigan….</p>