<p>I don’t get the chicken thing…</p>
<p>Here’s what I would do.</p>
<p>First, you ride up to her house on a mule and serenade her with a song in Spanish while playing the guitar. Once she comes outside, you entreat her in music to jump up on the mule with you, and then you have a zeppelin that you rented fly overhead that says “Dance wi?” (you only get that many characters, but she’ll get the message, and you don’t want to look sloppy by abbreviating).</p>
<p>It’s foolproof.</p>
<p>^^ When it happened, I didn’t get it either. Basically, this guy (lives on a farm) randomly put a living chicken in a girl’s locker. I guess it’s an inside joke. Or just very random.</p>
<p>Here’s what I suggest: in all your classes, there’s probably at least one girl you sit next to. Ask her out, as plainly as you wish, and kindly remind her that you’re gonna have to sit next to her the next day, so if she says no, it’ll be extremely awkward for both of you. :)</p>
<p>just kidding, that’s a really lame thing to do</p>
<p>Cojones hahahahahhaha</p>
<p>just do it simple. girls would appreciate that more than chickens. or something that they think you have put effort in thinking/doing. </p>
<p>if you really got cojones though, you might wanna try strip naked and shouted it aloud on your school roof.</p>
<p>^^LOL, that would require major major HUGE COJONES</p>
<p>Apparently to ask a girl out properly you’ll have to grow some cojones enormes jajajaja :D</p>
<p>ohhh the chicken was live lol. i thought he put raw chicken meat in the girl’s locker hahaha.</p>
<p>Dress as Santa to school and ask her.
Too lame?
At the entrance of your school place Giant Mylar balloons spelling out:
(Insert her name here)-Dance?
With you standing underneath holding flowers.
You better get stellar reconnaissance from her friends, you need to be absolutely sure she’ll say yes. Or a big fat d’oh.</p>
<p>Last year at my school, a guy asked a girl to prom by putting it in the school newspaper.</p>
<p>Bring a cupcake. It’s as a cute as a flower, but infinitely better.</p>
<p>Ask hindu out with mcdonalds 1 dollar cheeseburger</p>
<p>With the way you described the girl she seems like someone who would enjoy something more elaborate than a “Will you go to the dance with me?” outright question. The chicken is a good idea, but the cupcake is too! Most guys wouldn’t take the time and effort to bake and decorate food and it’ll show her that you put some thought into it. You can do a couple of cupcakes that together spell out “Dance?” or something, but just make them look good. It would be so sweet! Good luck, its great to see that you actually care about asking her in a creative and unique way!</p>
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Don’t do this. If you’re not a good baker then don’t make a girl endure your horrible baking skills. Because from what I’ve seen most guys typically aren’t. Honestly, girls don’t care about how much "time and effort’ you put in to it, at least most of the time. All these elaborate cutesy schemes are typically perceived as somewhat of an annoyance. And those newspaper ads are kind of dumb as well.</p>
<p>Use spray paint, graffiti question to school entrance.</p>
<p>the graffiti idea will prob get me a detention, lol</p>
<p>How do you get a chicken into a locker??</p>
<p>^You asked each other? How adorable…and disturbing on multiple levels.</p>
<p>^^ Wth, did you ask deaf people? How on earth would anyone agree to go with you guys after saying something like that??</p>
<p>Hmmm perhaps I should rethink my strategies…</p>
<p>That wouldn’t work at my school. I’d hope no one would agree to go with someone using that approach.</p>
<p>lmao the thumb idea is hilarious yet really stupid</p>