<p>When I was in my Algebra 2/trigonometry class, the teacher was helping a student.</p>
<p>During the problem he was showing him how to do, he asked him "Alright so now what's 12 times 3?) he paused for a moment then grabbed his calculator like lightning. The teacher was yelling "Come on!! 12 times 3!!," he dropped his calculator and then panicked</p>
<p>It was so friggin hilarious</p>
<p>I wasn’t there but like the week before finals some girl went into labor at school. i don’t even know how I would react to that but like what would you do if you’re sitting in class and your water broke? Are you like 'excuse me teacher I’m having a baby"?</p>
<p>I got caught unintentionally shoplifting at Victoria’s Secret. Lol. It was so embarassing. They even called the mall cops. I then eventually paid for the item via credit card just for the heck of it.</p>
<p>Middle school teacher’s water breaking in class.</p>
<p>Two students caught having sex in empty classroom.</p>
<p>Two students not getting caught having sex slow dancing at prom.</p>
<p>Student with mental disorder masturbating in class as teacher explains how dead bodies decay.</p>
<p>Hefty student ****ting himself in class.</p>
<p>@DolorousEdd.</p>
<p>That happened here too, Two students snuck into the auditorium and had sex</p>
<p>We know because they left their condom behind</p>
<p>^ Our school too. two kids got caught having sex in the bathroom</p>
<p>^^ I found a used broken frekin GREEN condom under my locker?!?!?!</p>
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We knew because our vice principal had security cameras outside of this abandoned building, wondered why the students were going in there, and walked in on them naked and going at it.</p>
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When I was in middle school, two 8th graders and a 7th grader (2 guys, 1 girl) were caught having a threesome in the bathroom when a teacher walked in on them.</p>
<p>I had diarrhea in 4th grade. I was afraid of the school bathroom and asking to go, and I couldn’t hold it in any longer, so I just went in my pants. I was sitting right in front of the air vent, so the smell pervaded the entire room. Nobody was able to concentrate because of the smell, and I felt guilty, so I just acted like it wasn’t me.</p>
<p>Then the stupid teacher made us get into a close circle on the ground for show and tell, and everyone was in pure misery. Especially the people within inches of me.</p>
<p>To this day, I wonder if the teacher ever figured out it was me.</p>
<p>Also, in my Algebra 2/Trig class, I asked a question about a problem the teacher already did. He got mad, so I said that I meant another question. He had already done that one, too.</p>
<p>When I bent down to pick up a chess piece my pants ripped in the front. And it was a major rip! Like around my umm private area lol. But yeah it was really bad and I had to walk around like that all day…</p>
<p>Girl tripped over a banana peel, tripped again while trying to get up, and tripped a third time after a few steps. This was in front of the cafeteria before over 100 students to see.</p>
<p>i jumped over a table, tripped, faceplanted, broke my arm, AND HAD THE NERVE TO CRY. i was in 6th grade, i also ripped my pants when i had a, you know, um, BONER. sooo, yea… 0_o then this one time i started cryin really loud when i got hit in the face, aaaand, when i got tripped in football i had a nervous breakdown on the field, thankfully ive matured since 6th grade and im NEVER doing that stuff again, but from what ive seen? a fat chick getting stuck between the bus doors, my gym teacher getting knocked down from a shot to the face by a dodgeball, and my teacher getting joked on by everyone and after that her tripping and falling into her desk, i almost peed myself laughing XD</p>
<p>One day, there was a substitute teacher for one of my classes. It was this guy in his 50’s. This girl had a sore throat, so she asked the teacher, “Do you have a hard candy or a lollipop or anything that I can suck on?”</p>
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<p>Uh. WHAT. THE. ****.</p>
<p>But to stay on topic, 7th grade. Reading teacher was saying this girl’s name wrong, girl eventually says “Um excuse me but you’ve been saying my name wrong”. Teacher breaks down and cries hysterically.</p>
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He was arrested. Luckily, no one in the room was under 16, or it would have been a felony.</p>
<p>Same student who would put thumbtacks on his desk and slam his forehead into them.</p>
<p>8th grade, in ADVANCED earth science. awkward kid is asked what the largest mountain chain in new york state is. he says rockie mountains. everyone starts cracking up. i think he started crying or something.</p>
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Lol, your school sounds really exciting.</p>
<p>one time during exam week I dropped part of my exam so I reached down to grab it and forgot that I had an open water bottle on the desk chair thing and the entire desk fell over and my water spilled over my entire exam and scantron and graph so with 20 minutes left I had to redo 100 multiple choice questions and the graph and my teacher wouldn’t let me have extra time.</p>
<p>Why is the L in school in this thread’s title capitalized? It makes me uneasy.</p>
<p>Some of these are pretty funny lol. Most embarrassing thing for me personally was that I pee’d my pants on the bus in first grade on the way home from school…sitting next to the girl I had a crush on at the time >_< </p>
<p>Most embarrassing thing I’ve ever witnessed at school though was when a girl pee’d her pants in front of the ENTIRE class in 5th grade. She was presenting a project and was like “Can I go to the bathroom?” Teacher was like “No, you’re presenting a project.You can go afterwards.” Her: “But, but–” Teacher: “I said NO.” Her: “But I reallllly have to go!” Teacher: “FINE then, go.” Her: “Too late :(” I kid you not, she actually said “Too late.” The teacher immediately told everyone to put their heads down and then escorted the girl out of the room.</p>