My Chances?

<p>Hi, can someone critique my chances?
Ethnicity: Aisan
I'm applying to:
Northwestern
Harvard
Yale
MIT
UPenn
Boston College
CMU
Cornell
Duke</p>

<p>GPA: 3.55 Unweighted
Ranking: N/A
SATI: M800 V700
SATII: MathIIC:800 Chemistry:760 Writing:720
TOEFL:273
School: Well known American private school</p>

<p>AP Scores:
English Language: 4
US History: 4
Comparative Government: 5
Chemistry: 5
BC Calculus: 3 (5 for AB Subscore)</p>

<p>Courses this year (grade 1st quarter):
AP Statistics (A)
AP English Literature (C+)
AP Biology (A)
AP Economics (A)
Chinese VII (A)</p>

<p>EC: 2nd dan in Kendo and Taekwondo
President of Amnesty International club
President of school tutoring center
National Honor Society
Varsity Soccer
Section editor of the school magazine
Clarinet - 9 years
Piano - 5 years
Over 100 hours of community service</p>

<p>AWARDS: hm... 2nd place for schoolwide AMC... that's about it apart from being on the school honor roll, ap scholar w/ distinction, etc etc etc</p>

<p>JOBS: worked as an assistant at a local community college for 2 summers
worked as a computer assistant at a local moving firm
worked as a community soccer coach
worked at customer relations for a small internet firm
worked as a teacher assistant for the school math department head</p>

<p>RECS: excellent one from college counselor, ok ones from the two teachers</p>

<p>ESSAYS: so so... not that great but not that bad either</p>

<p>bumpity bump bump</p>

<p>ur gpa is too low for those schools. sorry</p>