My View of the GOP and Democrat Nominees. Slightly Biased yet Inductive

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<p>First of all let me point out that I am a republican (of course) but I do not vote on party lines. </p>

<p>Both parties, republicans and democrats alike, have "nutty" people in them. Yet this election seems to be the worse. Every year it seems to me that the elections turn more and more into some sort of joke. Where flip floppers flourish and fake people who have "fabrication" in their middle name do well. So I have decided to make a list of the nominees and I would like to know YOUR opinion. Once again no empirical evidence is going to be used.</p>

<p>Barack Obama- I think this guy is a joke. I know im going to get flamed for it but I dont even care because you cannot take him seriously. First of all, Barack "Hussein" Obama is a master of deceptions. He reminds me of Senator Palpatine aka The Emperor off Star Wars. Hes a very modest, considerate guy yet hes the biggest social welfare supportor ive ever met. His jurisdiction as a Senator is a joke even. One of those gut feelings I have when I see him.</p>

<p>Hillary Clinton-First of all let me start off saying she use to be in the "Republican Club" over at Yale University. This person is a flip flopper beyond imagination. Supporting the surge, and then dissapproving it after the "polls" were down. She probably sits at her TV 24/7 waiting for polls to be released and then change her policies on issues. Plus I doubt Mrs. General Hillary Clinton has the experience to be Commander in Chief. Not to mention would that make Bill CLinton the "first gentleman". Lets please break the system of electing family last names into office.</p>

<p>Mitt Romney- Im a private sector man! IM a private sector man! wohoo! Im so great im mitt romney. This guy cannot be taken serious for three reasons: He has signs from his fans that are pictures of baseball mitts...he always says hes a business executive yet America needs a leader more than an executive. Finally, he recited the retarded "Who let the dogs out" song over in Tampa. That was his way to "communicate" with African Americans.</p>

<p>John McCain- I can see a Ronald Regean Deja Vu all over again. Good president at first, then turns senile, then becomes mentally challenged. My god, he could even have a stroke in office at his age...Thus the vice president=new president elected into Office.? Plus how do foreigners view a guy with a comb over on his head. </p>

<p>Ron Paul- This guy sounds like he has some very serious asthma on stage at the debates. I feel like running over to him and giving him a inhaler and saying "breathe in and out Mr. Ronny Paul" Along with his preconceived notion that hes going to recite the constitution 100 times, he cannot even answer a question without mentioning the founding fathers and what they would say. </p>

<p>Mike Huckabee- This guy is the real man-bear-pig. Al Gore we caught him! Didnt mike live in a RV/trailer during some time in his state. Sad to notice that even though hes the most "evangelical christian", Mitt Romney has more votes from christians than he does in Florida. </p>

<p>John Edwards- "My HaiR RulEz"</p>

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<p>That's definitely not slightly biased.</p>

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<p>so sarcasm isnt really a known thing to you?</p>

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<p>Okay .</p>

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<p>lol, gator... i think you make some good points (man, the candidates suck this year), but i'll have to disagree with you on one: Mitt... go Romney!</p>

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<p>Haha, I really do agree with everything you've said. Obviously none of it can be taken 100% seriously, but I am a fan of people who can talk about politics AND manage to have some humor about them as well. </p>

<p>Great job, i really liked your descriptions!</p>

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<p>...not funny.
your sarcasm is terrible.</p>

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<p>Im going to assume thats sarcasm because im the most awesomest and most funniest person in the entire world. :-)</p>

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<p>Why is there no mathematical induction in this thread?! I feel cheated.</p>

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<p>Inductive reasoning does not have to be with math. All it means is I did not use a premise to skew my observations.</p>

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<p>McCain-do you really want this crazy man in control of that "red button"!</p>

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<p>Hillary---"She probably sits at her TV 24/7 waiting for polls to be released and then change her policies on issues. "</p>

<p>Hey at least she will listen to what the public wants!</p>

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<p>Rofl @ majoritarian politics.</p>

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<p>Do you think the public can make good decisions?</p>

<p>50% of americans cannot find China on a map.
80% of americans cannot name one country that borders Iraq.</p>

<p>I would not listen to the public if I were a politician; instead, I would do what is best for America.</p>

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<p>How very factual and insightful! I think I will email this page to my friends!</p>

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<p>
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50% of americans cannot find China on a map.
80% of americans cannot name one country that borders Iraq.

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74.5% of all statistics are made up...</p>

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<p>@ mrcrowley1776. Knowledge of geography really doesn't have any merit in measuring someone's intelligence. Its pure memorization and why bother to memorize something that in no way affects the average person when they could very easily use the internet or hell, maybe even an atlas when the information is actually useful to that person.</p>

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<p>Ok...so...lets start with your first candidate...I agree with some and disagree with some.</p>

<p>Obama--Isn't Muslim, isn't a terrorist. So lets get that straight. Also, he is at least an advocate for change, and maybe you don't trust him because you have deep seated prejudice roots...but thats just my gut feeling.</p>

<p>Hillary Clinton--I can't really defend her...but at least she's more honest than her husband...? Good characterization.</p>

<p>Mitt Romney--I agree with you but for the wrong reasons. I don't believe that we need another person who is tied up in is own bussinesses and former bussiness buddies (cough cough).</p>

<p>McCain--I think that he will be a good president for as long as he is in office, I am a democrat usually but if he was running against Hillary I would vote for him in an instant. I don't think you can predict mental diseases or a stroke.</p>

<p>Ron Paul--lol. Agreed.</p>

<p>Mike Huccabee--Agreed. He thinks he is God's choice for America (and we all know what happened last time someone said something like that). </p>

<p>So I thought it was funny except for the McCain and Obama one's (which you probably should be reported for IMO).</p>