<p>Okay so in in my last year of school and im like totally excited for college i don't care where it is becos my dad is paying for everything eeeee! :D so all i want to know is where are the parties hot guys at,in from Texas and like it sucks so much up here oh yeh and like it has to have some education too, i never was at the top of my class or anything like that but anyway like give me some schools please :) :) :) x </p>
<p>I suggest Caltech.</p>
<p>Definitely MIT or Caltech.</p>
<p>Or the Colorado School of Mines.</p>
<p>Thanks guys i will check them out l8r :)</p>
<p>California Maritime Academy. 87% male, and what else is there to do when you’re out in the middle of the ocean besides drink? I’m sure it will be a perfect fit for you. Or perhaps Sarah Lawrence. I think you’ll be impressed by the dating scene there.</p>
<p>Didn’t Deep Springs just go co-ed?</p>
<p>I retract my statement. The obvious choice is BYU as the guys are probably prime marriage material and their parties are so legendary they make the Princeton Review’s list of Party Schools every year!</p>
<p>Hey, I’ve known a male named Stacey. Maybe it’s a gay he. So I’d probably recommend one of the military academies.</p>
<p>Stacey Keach is a pretty tough guy, I’d be careful about that statement.</p>
<p>I second the BYU recommendation. Or Liberty University.</p>
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