<p>We're on CC, so inevitably most of us are smarter than the average Joe and we have these wonderful nerd moments. Admit it. You have 'em. Your friends have 'em. Those <em>facepalm</em> moments where you realize that being smart sometimes isn't as important as social aptitude</p>
<p>Coworker: You're doing this wrong blah blah blah blah blah lecture lecture etc
Me: Actually, your reasoning is fallacious. Your entire argument is a slippery slope, and you're making hasty generalizations based on one night at work...
Coworker: <em>death glare</em>
She has hardly spoken to me since</p>
<p>(at an Italian restaurant)
My friend: You know, there are grammatical errors on the menu here, here, and here. You really should get those taken care of.
Waiter: English is our owner's third language. I'll have him get right on that.
<em>awkward</em></p>
<p>My mom actually just automatically punishes me whenever I even say the word "fallacy". Damn you, TOK...</p>
<p>While listening to an electric circuit lecture in AP Physics B, I told my friend, “Hey [Friend’s name], I ‘circuitly’ going to get an A on the next test since I ‘currently’ know this too well.”</p>
<p>Same friend and I also made math suggestive, using terminology of graphs and calculus. If only if we could record it back then.</p>
<p>^ Suggestive math. I have many nerd moments. My friends and I have made physics and math suggestive. Well they said I would ‘explore’ physics with my wife, and ‘practice’ biology. If I could remember the math one, I certainly would post it.</p>
<p>I make suggestive references to our AP English literature all the time. “Boards her in the smoke” and “Jemmy Legs is down on ya, boy” are my most commonly used ones, for those of you familiar with Billy Budd.</p>