Nerdy pickup lines.

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<p>1) I</a> wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.
2) I wish I were your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk. (There's a variant of this for those who think problem sets are "easy.")
3) Let's add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!
4) I wish you were an s orbital, because then you'd be more penetrating, and more exposed. [this one is actually original. :p]
5) If I were a gelatinous cube, I'd eat your package anyday.
6) My last girlfriend -- she was all like "i, i, i!" But you -- you're real.
7) I wish I were sin^2 and you were cos^2, 'cause then together we'd be 1.
8) Wanna find the spring constant of my mattress?
9) I'll integrate your natural log if you'll take me to the limit.</p>

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<p>10) I have over 10,000 posts on some online forum
11) I'm a libertarian cynical nihilistic vegetarian with Asperger's Syndrome and no ECs who reads Dawkins, Pinker, EO Wilson, etc.
12) I can FLUSH you dead in 15 minutes (FLUSH - feudal age rush)
13) I've self-studied X APs, self-studied X SAT IIs, and have SAT score of X, where X > 2200
14) I've derived my own social and moral theories of the world and would like to become dictator so that I can enforce them onto the world</p>

<p>they work for me :p. well, not 12. I've always sucked at computer games for some reason.</p>

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<p>...Those were not funny at all. :(</p>

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<p>I suck at being funny >.< (or...hard to say... maybe i have been funny without trying to act like a 12 year old n00b)</p>

<p>unless your definition of being funny is by acting 12</p>

<p>actually when I was 12 years old I acted years older than I was</p>

<p>they're still nerdy pickup lines though =D</p>

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<p>Hey baby, I'm Brain. Let me stun you with my massive hippocampus.</p>

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<p>The limits for my love are infinite.</p>

<p>1 < 3 * (integral from 0 to u) 3 dx</p>

<p>I'd integrate you if I could, but I'm discontinuous!</p>

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<p>12) and 14) actually apply to me! I'll try those lines on hot girls in my linear algebra class</p>

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<p>I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes</p>

<p>I wish I were adenine. Then I could be paired with U</p>

<p>If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, would you like me smooth or rough?</p>

<p>Hey baby, what's your tanxcosx?</p>

<p>That's a nice dress. It would look better going towards the ground at 9.8 m/s^2</p>

<p>My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function: always increasing</p>

<p>If Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the non-intercourse act</p>

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<p>When I'm not with you, I feel like I'm a metric space in which not every Cauchy sequence converges.</p>

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<p>i love the first ones.</p>

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<p>^yeah, and mechales'</p>

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<p>
[quote]
If Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the non-intercourse act

[/quote]

Madison passed that. haha, I just read it and wanted an excuse to stop. back to APUSH...</p>

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<p>lol, these had me lol'ing</p>

<p>If you take the "var" out of Harvard, my school, you'd realize the state of my manhood for you.</p>

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<p>nice, i like the harvard one :D</p>

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<p>good stuff...</p>