<p>^ No need for neutering. I’ll give him the same talk I gave poor txdoula’s son within the first 10 minutes of meeting him. I’m sure I scarred that poor boy for life – be happy to do the same for your boy.</p>
<p>All this talk of permanent laminating and neutering give Big Al’s Trunk Protectors (patent pending) much, much more appeal.</p>
<p>I am also sure it gives the sheep and other livestock in Auburn some much needed piece of mind. (Sorry, I just could not resist)</p>
<p><a href=“https://twitter.com/Chr1sTheB0ss/status/360319003308204032/photo/1[/url]”>https://twitter.com/Chr1sTheB0ss/status/360319003308204032/photo/1</a></p>
<p>lattelady, 2 different families. One in Texas, one in Kansas. The Texas girl was raised in our home church, bible camp every summer…with a heavy emphasis on abstinance only. Not saying abstinance is a bad thing, but in most cases, just not realistic…hence the early grandparents.</p>
<p>The Bandaid method of ripping it off real quick to get the pain behind you is beginning to make sense.</p>
<p>As much as I want to treasure each remaining moment, the urge to “get it done” is gaining on me.</p>
<p>We were at the Bear Bryant Museum today and my son looked at the mascot suit and said “I really like Big Al, I especially like his trunk!”<br>
I almost lost it. Thanks a lot, y’all!
;)</p>
<p><<<< grateful to Class2012Mom for the back-up!</p>
<p>NRDMOM and I are happy to submit the most appropriate graphic for the Big Al packaging. I took this photo and own all copyrights. ;)</p>
<p>View in full screen mode for best effect.</p>
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<p>Omg you guys are too funny!</p>
<p>Ahahahaha!!! OMG, I just read this whole thread. You are all so funny!!! Oh boy, I have got to meet some of you at move in.</p>
<p>I laughed out loud.</p>
<p>TXA, warn me next time. I read your post that started out:</p>
<p>“The bandaid method of ripping it off real quick”</p>
<p>Let me just say I was NOT thinking that was leading into a moment about moving the kid to college. Nor in the comment about “treasuring each remaining moment” all the way to “the urge to get it done”, was NOT thinking about moving the kid into a dorm.</p>
<p>HaHa. Yall crack me up…that pic is too funny.</p>
<p>Oh wow… just got some funny looks in the office when I laughed at that pic of Big Al. I think we have the photo! If only they knew what they were promoting…</p>
<p>"Remember kids, Big Al says ‘Cover your trunk before you…’ "</p>
<p>C2M, don’t you have the cookie design for us to use for promotions?</p>
<p>Okay - Class2012 and I have the rough draft:</p>
<p>Students- Don’t ‘Unleash’ your Tide until you have unrolled ours!</p>
<p>Visit the Crimson Box on campus nearest you - ‘Big’ Al Trunk Protectors are available in a variety of spirit raising colors and styles including ‘Elegant Houndstooth’ and ‘Championship Crystal’.</p>
<p>Yes - ‘Big Als’ - (insert C2012’s photo) Largest Trunks in the SEC!</p>
<p>Alabama: Where the Rubber Meets the Road. </p>
<p>Our Engineering students can design the boxes, our Business Majors will develop the plan, our Marketing students will go viral and our Nursing students can create the packaging inserts describing the clear advantages of using the ‘band-aid’ method.</p>
<p>Here’s a picture of the cookies. TxNCM, you get the girl scouts right on this.</p>
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<p>This business venture is progressing very nicely! </p>
<p>Don’t forget the multipak that is available that will be known as “The Pac”
with a heard of pachyderms.</p>
<p>OMG, I am loving this thread!</p>
<p>My crying just started today. I have had my head stuck in the sand until now. Can I just stop time please!! We have not even had our first laundry lesson yet.</p>
<p>^^ If you don’t give your kid a laundry lesson, one of the other room moms will do it - which will result in your son holding up each individual dirty pair of boxers to her face and asking her “which pile do I sort this in?”. You and this mom will then bond for life over this incident …</p>
<p>True story.</p>