<p>It doesn't say Cornell University on the ILR diploma, so I won't get even get a job at MickeyD's.</p>
<p>Like, I'm totally like a lozer 4 lif3 becuz it doesnt say Cornell omfg!</p>
<p>You capitalists make me sick.</p>
<p>You're right about McDonalds. I've heard you can get a job bagging groceries though - after all it is an Industrial Labor degree. I think relations come later.</p>
<p>Holy hell, maybe I can work my way up to cashiering after a solid twenty years too.</p>
<p>hahahaaaa SUNY IThaca</p>
<p>My ILR degree says "Cornell University" at the top, but because Industrial and Labor Relations is such a funny name, I almost didn't get my job at that big prestigious bank.</p>
<p>which other schools at cornell dont say cornell?</p>
<p>svg it's a joke man. To my knowledge they all say Cornell somewhere.</p>
<p>Goldman Sachs Rep: So you want to work for GS?
Me: Yes, here is my diploma.
Goldman Sachs Rep: Industrial and Labor Rel - LOLROFLLMAO</p>
<p>they all say SUNY ITHACA... duh</p>
<p>The word Cornell might be on the diplomas, but I think only as part of a word search. That way they know if you are really qualified to be an Industrial Laborer.</p>
<p>I heard that they dnt even give you a degree. Somone told me they just scrible the following on a piece of paper:</p>
<p>(your name) did NOT graduate from Cornell he instead chose to attend some school with a weird name that is not even good enough to be part of the SUNY system</p>
<p>Correct me if I am wrong</p>
<p>what are you guys doing here? is this funny?</p>
<p>since when has this site become so childish..</p>
<p>alota of us are really stressed, we are just kidding.</p>
<p>I know people here are being sarcastic, but it still implies that you are all insecure that you spend so much time on this subject. Just ignore fools like Splinter, no need to get all riled up.</p>
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I know people here are being sarcastic, but it still implies that you are all insecure that you spend so much time on this subject.
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<p>Pot. Kettle. Black.</p>
<p>"I heard that they dnt even give you a degree. Somone told me they just scrible the following on a piece of paper:</p>
<p>(your name) did NOT graduate from Cornell he instead chose to attend some school with a weird name that is not even good enough to be part of the SUNY system</p>
<p>Correct me if I am wrong"</p>
<p>No corrections necessary.</p>
<p>Norcalguy: I don't deny I have some of the same issues as Splintercell, but that does not mean I can not recognize that I am irrational (its like a fat person knows that they are fat, and that they shouldn't be, and yet they keep eating...).</p>
<p>I find this thread highly entertaining and it is probably the most comical thing on the site.</p>
<p>i concur ^</p>
<p>Who takes a diploma to a job interview or submits it to any employer or grad school?</p>