<p>Well, hey, SM clearly takes the cake in the ska department. No discrepancy there.</p>
<p>Sum 41 w00t!</p>
<p>It’s almost 5 am. I am awake.</p>
<p>Because I’m almost done with my CommonApp essay.</p>
<p>Wow, 5 am? (It’s only 6 pm here.)</p>
<p>@Quasi: And you got…3 hours of sleep? You’re the Indian version of me. =]</p>
<p>Yeah, we’re in the future. :D</p>
<p>Actually, DC, I got those 30 minutes of sleep when I nodded off at my computer. Then I got an essay idea and…well, manic writing phase ftw.</p>
<p>YES.</p>
<p>I haven’t had one of those in a while. Le sigh.
Byyy the way, I want to read you Common App essay. I already submitted that to my schools, so your essay is completely safe. =]</p>
<p>Haha I shall think about letting you. :p</p>
<p>will let you*.</p>
<p>How nice! I can’t wait!</p>
<p>Really DC, REALLY?</p>
<p>Excuse me, my brain is too…5-AM-ified to come up with anything witty right now.</p>
<p>Which means I win.</p>
<p>I expect my trophy shipped to my home address by 10 business days from now.</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>We shall reconvene on the battlefield when both parties are functional. That’s common war protocol, hello.</p>
<p>Since when? Please, there’s no such thing as common war protocol anymore.</p>
<p>I’m co-President and I say that there is. You are inhuman.</p>
<p>Superhuman*</p>
<p>I have all the power, remember? You just smile and look pretty for the camera.</p>
<p>Well, as long as I wrangle * that * concession.</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>Wait, if we both got what we wanted, why is there still a war?</p>
<p>That was my question from the start. I am elated that your logic is beginning to come back.</p>
<p>But I didn’t get what I wanted at the start, DC, hence the war. But then I did. And then you revived the war by saying you won. So clearly you’re the war-starter this time.</p>
<p>Shhhh. Go back to sleep.</p>
<p>Try and make me.</p>