<p>Stats:
SAT: 2400 800CR 800M 800W
SAT IIs: 800 Chem, 800 Math IIC, 800 Global History
GPA: 4.0
Rank: 1/250
Other stats: 5's on every AP available
Subjective:
Essays: perfect
Teacher Recs: outstanding
Counselor Rec: superb
Hook (if any): triple legacy, recruited athlete, nobel laureate
Location/Person:
State or Country: Arkansas
School Type: Private
Ethnicity: Eskimo
Gender: male
Other Factors: Elected mayor of a small town
General Comments: I'm so psyched to major in under water basket weaving!</p>
<p>Stats:[ul]
[<em>] SAT: 610M 580CR 520W
[</em>] SAT IIs: 210 Korean... should have realized you need to be able to read Korean to do the exam
[<em>] ACT: 36
[</em>] GPA: 2.7
[<em>] Rank: No rank
[</em>] Other stats: AIME: 6, IChO qualifier
[/ul]Subjective:[ul]
[<em>] Essays: Wrote them high... on crack!
[</em>] Teacher Recs: They better be good, I payed like $800 bucks for each
[<em>] Counselor Rec: the best ever!
[</em>] Hook (if any): 100% Navajo
[/ul]Location/Person:[ul]
[<em>] State or Country: Guam
[</em>] School Type: Parochial
[<em>] Ethnicity: Native American
[</em>] Gender: Male on weekdays, weekend its a suprise
[/ul]Other Factors: General Comments: I knew that if I prayed hard enough it would come.</p>
<pre><code>* SAT: 200M 200CR 800W (copied smart guy next to me for writing)
* SAT IIs: 340 maths I (well good!!!)
* GPA: 2.0 (SOLID)
* Rank: top 53%
* Other stats: 6'2, 174 lbs
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<p>Subjective:</p>
<pre><code>* Essays: short but concise (did em mornin before handing em in)
* Teacher Recs: not so good (punched him)
* Counselor Rec: not so good (punched her)
* Hook (if any): got 4 piercings; 1 on my tongue, 1 on my ear, 1 on my eyebrow - find the last...
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<p>Location/Person:</p>
<pre><code>* State or Country: CA
* School Type: OLD skool!
* Ethnicity: Jewish
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<p>Other Factors:
General Comments: Im a player!</p>
<p>Stats:
[ul]
[<em>]Meh
[</em>]On second thought, arrr.
[/ul]Subjective:[ul]
[<em>] Essays: Unique in being written in pirate talk
[</em>] Teacher Recs: doesn't like pirates; maybe a ninja
[<em>] Counselor Rec: claims I'm immature; labels me as having Peter Pan complex and tells me to get "professional help"
[li] Hook (if any): Overcame circumstance of losing hand to crocodile, and having a metal hook for a hand; helped hijack oil tanker with internship in Somalia over the summer[/li][/ul]Location/Person:[ul]
[</em>] Ethnicity: 1/17th Baiji (Yangtze River Dolphin, VERY rare)
[/ul]*Other Factors: * very passionate about piracy (President of the Talk Like A Pirate Club, 200+ hrs of helping preserve pirate ships), disciplinary action - for threatening fellow student with hook, also for selling illegal software
**General Comments: **qualified for full scholarship from the Edward Teach Piratical Charitable Trust</p>