<p>Talking about the mandarins of China in World AP:</p>
<p>Teacher: "They didn't cut their fingernails, so they had really long..."
Girl: [Blurts out] "d**ks!"
Teacher: [didn't hear response] "Why is everyone laughing?!"
Guy: [restates question slowly]
Teacher blushes and leaves room</p>
<p>Lol here's another one, recently posted:</p>
<p>// In history, during a Constitutional Convention role-play...
Ben (James Madison): I'll defer to Dr. Franklin, as my wife loves his stoves.
Arian (Benjamin Franklin): Oh, that's not all she loves!
Mrs. Vallone (George Washington): Of course, he's referring to his lightning rod.</p>