<p>Lol! Sorry, I couldn’t resist. I hope no one is permanently paralyzed. Anyways we’re all taking this way too seriously, gotten lighten the mood. Most of us aren’t going to get in, some of these schools are so competitive it’s just a crap shoot!</p>
<p>Fortunately, most of us will get into one of the “second tier” schools that are hardly a second tier at all, as they’re just as good!</p>
<p>I know I’ll be totally happy at UC Berkeley, and I’m sure you guys will all love your “competitive safeties”. </p>
<p>So just accept you didn’t get in, and move on now. If a nice letter comes that tells you otherwise, pleasant surprise ;).</p>
<p>Lol, of course I still can’t do this :p</p>
<p>Internal monologue: “Oh man it will be travesty for society if I don’t get admitted.”</p>
<p><em>Doesn’t get admitted</em></p>
<p>“Oh man, what is society coming to?”</p>
<p><em>Thinks for a little bit</em></p>
<p>“Wait… this means that there is at least 2000 other people in the world that seemed more promising to professional admissions officers than me. No pressure on having to save the world or anything now, it’s in there hands! Cowa Bunga!”</p>
<p><em>Thinks a little more</em></p>
<p>“No they just ****ed up. Back to the lab again. I’ll show these Mofos what a man can do at Berkeley!”</p>
<p><em>Adds chemicals together calculating that an unlimited resource of renewable energy is about to be tapped into</em></p>
<p><em>Infinite energy is unable to be controlled, and is released, destroying life on earth and throughout all 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 star systems in the known universe, including 31,112,239,239,493 with advanced life forms.</em></p>
<p>“Oh ****, Stanford was right”</p>