<p>I am so nervous right now. I have a tennis tournament this weekend and I don’t know if I could focus if the results don’t come out tomorrow.</p>
<p>Alliterations: story of my LIFE right now.</p>
<p>I click on “new posts” and this is the first thread up.
CALM DOWN</p>
<p>@ducklings, I would MUCH rather get accepted into Stanford than to lose all of my toes. :P</p>
<p>@jubilee NO</p>
<p>Oops. I worded that previous post incorrectly 
Would you get all your toes removed if it meant automatic acceptance into Stanford?</p>
<p>haha, well in that case, @ducklings, I’d probably choose keeping all of my toes. I really want to get into Stanford, but it would not be worth giving up my toes for. :)</p>
<p>Ah, the madness of this thread. We are now reduced to talking about choices between toes and Stanford. haha</p>
<p>No. I would keep my toes. My balance is bad enough as it is. Helllllo UCLA.</p>
<p>ah this thread makes me laugh :)</p>
<p>Anyone going to do something crazy if they get in? If by some miracle that I get in, I will name my firstborn son Stanford!</p>
<p>aawmg guize imagine if everyone who went to stanford had to give up their toes and the whole campus was unbalanced people toddling around and falling over!</p>
<p>shiz is getting wierd</p>
<p>you are so right.</p>
<p>I mean if I’m accepted I will no doubt be stripped down to boxers and running around the block within the minute…</p>
<p>Either that or I’ll remove a few toes.</p>
<p>If I get accepted, I’m pretty sure local seismographs will register unusual activity at around 6 p.m. eastern time.</p>
<p>The email will come really early in the morning for me so if I get in I’m gonna go jump on my parents’ bed and wake them up.</p>
<p>I’ll name my first born CHILD Stanford.
Lolz.</p>
<p>Guys, every time I see a tree…guess which lovely university I think about?</p>
<p>Accepted, and I shall form a band named Stanford and Sons.</p>
<p>STOP PEOPLE WE CAN’T BE SO HAPPY REIN IN THE HAPPINESS. asegkqejrw,g</p>
<p>I told my little sister I’d tattoo “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” on my foot if I got in.</p>