**Official** Thread, High School Class of 2029

<p>Chance me for HYP?
I plan to take 10 AP’s in high school. I’ve already started counting right now, do you think that’s far enough ahead? </p>

<p>Also, I’m president of the Crying Club and I’m starting an organization to help poor toddlers everywhere learn to walk. I’m also in the National Toddler Honor Society.</p>

<p>Can someone help me study for the AP Basketball exam?</p>

<p>@relativelysmart</p>

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<p>^^That had a lot of good practice, but barely any in the way of review! And I heard that that hoop is much higher than the one on the actual test!</p>

<p>I took AP Line Leading and only got a 4 on the Exam!! GOODBYE YALE!</p>

<p>I want to self-study AP Potty Training. What textbook should I use?</p>

<p>My brother used Barrons for AP Potty Training last year. He got a 5. He says Barrons is harder but it prepares you well. Also Princeton Review is the closest thing to the actual test but it’s more of a practice guide and not a self-study textbook. Maybe getting both would help.</p>

<p>I took AP Tattling this year, got a 5. The class was a lot harder than the test though. Teacher was a real pain in the ***. “This essay is flat, Someone messing with your leggos is not a legitimate reason to tattle”</p>

<p>Damn, got a dash on the AP Napping exam because I fell asleep as soon as the MC started…</p>

<p>Have you guys given any thought to careers? I’m pretty sure that students who go on to get into HYPSM decide their career paths around now. I kinda wanna major in thumbsucking. I don’t know if I can turn that into a successful career or not though.</p>

<p>BurnOut, did you know 90% of thumbsucking majors are unemployed? I’d advise you to double major so you at least have a fallback option.</p>

<p>Guys, too much pressure! I can’t handle all of this decision-making! I don’t wanna burn out before 5th grade!</p>

<p>Just focus on one thing at a time- if you really want to get a job in thumbsucking, then you at least need a good sat score and get into a good college first. I just took them yesterday, crayons work on the scantron right?</p>

<p>Oh, I thought you were supposed to make a picture out of those boxes in a scantron. I find that jumbo markers work better. :)</p>

<p>Because this says it’s the <strong>Official</strong> thread…how could they possibly take something official down???</p>

<p>Shush H8ers</p>

<p>My 3yo bro is in AP Torturing little girls- is getting As
plus he deadlifting 25 pounds (srs)</p>

<p>Oh, so that was the kid that came up to me and pulled my hair saying it was a class assignment.
Anyway, should I cancel my scores since I used crayon instead of jumbo marker to draw my pictures on the sat? I’m thinking it might only pick up a couple of the marks, I’m really worried. Plus I have my project in AP crying due tomorrow, so stressed.</p>

<p>^Don’t worry, I read somewhere on this forum that if you use something other crayon then it shows diversity and creativity. For that reason, I finger painted on my scantron. I know, I know, I’m an overachiever, but how else will I stand out in such a competitive applicant pool?</p>

<p>BTW, are my EC’s strong enough?

  • Toddler pageants
  • Appearance in Toddlers and Tiara’s (I was standing next to Honey Boo Boo in line and my voice was actually louder than hers)
  • 1st in competitive tattling
  • Started tutoring company for tattling</p>

<p>I think out of all of these the tutoring company stands out the most. I think colleges would like it because it shows that after winning competitive tattling, it shows that I am willing to give back to the community and train kids in the delicate art of tattling. Though, they aren’t as good as me of course. We’ve also made a lot in profits, 6 pieces of pocket lint, 7 lollipops, and even a rare metallic pacifier. I think we’re fortune 500 now.</p>

<p>Thoughts? Opinions?</p>

<p>Oh thank goodness! But omg I should have finger painted! You are so diverse, I’m never getting into Harvard now!! Why would they accept someone who used crayon when they probably already have enough finger painting applicants to fill their freshman class??
And wow, you’re a celebrity too! And give back to the community! I’ve gotta get going on this, I was thinking of making a coloring book club for underprivileged children? Is that good enough?</p>

<p>ahh don’t draw something that looks like it could be used as a weapon or you will be In iss, oss, and will be label a fundamental bigot by the unions</p>