OMG cud u lyke chance me plz!??!!?

Colleges and Universities A-Z Haverford College
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<p>I am a 18 year old white male who has lived in the Congo doing humanitarian aid for 4 years, fought in England's MI5 for 3 years, and and spent the other 10 years of my life researching a cure for AIDs. I currently go to a feeder school for Haverford in the north east. Here are my stats:</p>

<p>GPA: 4.67 - Valedictorian
SATs: R - 790
M - 800
W - 780</p>

<p>SAT IIs: Physics - 780
Math II - 800
US History - 800
Literature - 790</p>

<p>I have taken 14 APs throughout high school, with 5s on all of them except for Music Theory, which I got a 4. </p>

<p>Both of my parents are tenured professors at Haverford.</p>

<p>Extracurrics:</p>

<p>Varsity Football: 4 years - All-American, QB, Captain
Varsity Fencing: 4 years, Captain
Varsity Track: 5 years (they recruited me in middle school), Captain</p>

<p>-Spent 1 month living as homeless person just to see what it was like, then proceeded to donate all my Bar Mitzvah money (approx. $50,000) to a local homeless cause.
-President of the National Honor Society
-Members of numerous other clubs such as Drama, Choir, and SADD
-President of the Student Council</p>

<p>-Of my teacher recs, one was written by my principal, who is a Haverford grad, who I worked with extensively while in Student Government, and the other was from my Biology teacher, also a Haverford grad.</p>

<p>So what do you think? Do I have a chance at getting in RD? I really am not sure, I think my chances are pretty low, but I figured its worth a shot!</p>

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<p>...
Stats are there, but it's something of a crapshoot from my understanding.
Best of luck. x</p>

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<p>I don't think you have enough Haverford connections. It's a widely known fact that only direct relations to the chancellor are grounds for acceptance.</p>

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<p>Sorry I kind of lied. I'm not worried about getting in. I just have incredible credentials that will OBVIOUSLY get me into basically any college in the world and I just want to be a scumbag and make everybody know how incredibly special and talented I am.</p>

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<p>johnny english...have you ever gotten laid in ur life? slim shot u did, but hopefully if you did it was in the congo so u got aids...smartass</p>

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<p>You need to relax and learn how to take a joke, jeez</p>

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<p>yeah way to overreact presto. you just wish you had those stats</p>

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<p>haha Johnny this just made my day :)
at first, i started reading it thinking, "oh, crap, not another one..." but i'm happy to know someone else shares my resentment of overachieving attention-seekers ;)</p>

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<p>want to know something funny though? that was actually my sister's gpa. she was valedictorian of her class, stupid girl ;) maybe that's why i can't stand overachievers so much haha.</p>

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<p>To Post #4: Mission Accomplished!</p>

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<p>You were not an All-American at QB.</p>

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<p>Don't post your freaking resume online like we are some damn admissions staff. Leave it up to them and while you're at it, try to be down to earth so you won't bore the hell out of your classmates</p>

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<p>^ Very good sarcasm otherwise very funny</p>