omg SOOOOOOO stressed about community college

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>Help! I don't know if I will even be able to get into my local community college. THE WORLD IS SO COMPETITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>Senior in high school
I want to study screenwriting and the arts.
Male from highly ranked boarding school in Conn.
My mother is from Djibouti. My father is from Maine.<br>
SAT: 2370 (CR 800, Math 800, Writing 770)
GPA: 3.998 unweighted
Class Rank: 3/428</p>

<p>Job: In the summer, I model part time for a surfing company
At school, I work as a cashier at the bookstore. </p>

<p>Extracurriculars:
Theatre since grade 9, always got leads
Probably will be a National Merit Finalist
Special Olympics Co Chair for my area
Science fair finalist and/or medalist every year since 8th grade
Soccer team JV 9, 10. V 11, 12 (Captain 12)
Lacrosse V 9, 10, 11, 12 (Captain 12)
NHS 10, 11, 12. VP 11, P 12.
Key Club 9, 10, 11, 12. </p>

<p>Volunteer Service:
Hospital candy striper 150 hours
Soup kitchen 230 hours
Local library 40+ hours</p>

<p>What do you think my chances are?!</p>

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<p>if you actually read all that and believed it, wow.
this was a spoof on everyone else that’s freaking out.
calm down people! enjoy your senior year!! :]</p>

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<p>but do you fly?</p>

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<p>:/ okaaaaaayyyy</p>

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<p>Is a striper the same thing as a stripper? </p>

<p>Because that would certainly be a unique EC.</p>

<p>Either way I would work on your test scores.</p>

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<p>I guess this was… funny.</p>

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<p>you know…with a bit of superstrength and a healthy dose of radiation treatment, you might just have a chance at community college. given you’re not perfect, I can see University of Phoenix in your future, assuming you do the right thing now and drop out of highschool for your GED.</p>

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<p>I was going to point out how your class rank was a little low.</p>