<p>Don't Zaphod! Please! He's 6'0 and 135 lbs when soaking wet! </p>
<p>I told him if he didn't want his mother shrieking about them not taking care of her baby, and crying/hanging/sobbing on him in the yard IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, he would make a valiant effort to gain weight.</p>
<p>Okay, this is my guilt trip option with him. It gets him in the gym and at least ATTEMPTING to gain weight.</p>
<p>Don't take away my leverage! :p :D</p>
<p>Signed,</p>
<p>Mom
Guilt Trip Travel Advisor</p>