Payback Advice

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>Hey guys. I'm a long time lurker and finally joined in the hopes of getting some good advice on a non-academic issue. Sorry for the long rant. </p>

<p>(Very) Long story short, my life was saved by an angel and I'm finally ready to pay her back. She's been pulling all manner of blessings over the past three years to reinvigorate my reputation, school performance, and relationships with friends, and last month - two weeks before the end of the year - I found her on top of my debts of three years renting the backstage of our auditorium. He (the debt-collector) left me for someone else shortly after. We were committed to each other and it really inspires my heart, but I'm slowly getting over it and am ready to end this once and for all.</p>

<p>I guess this shouldn't be a surprise to me since she... gets around... quite a bit (she practically saved the entire guys LAX team this year). To make things worse she's really busy and has a ton of people to save, who I know all secretly love her as much as I do. She has a party coming up this weekend and I want to maker her feel as AMAZING as she's made me feel over the past three years at our prep school. Practically all of the upperclassmen are invited, including various sports teams and my friends (even me! That thoughtful person!) My current friends have expressed interest in wanting to help me. Do you guys have any ideas on what I could do at/after the party to pay her back? I'm hanging out with a bunch of my friends later tonight to brainstorm.</p>

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<p>Kill her family, send her pics.</p>

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<p>team up with LAXBritt</p>

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<p>Will you go out with me?</p>

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<p>I thought this was going to be [url=&lt;a href=“http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg/180px-Buzz_Killington.jpg]funny[/url”&gt;http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/3/33/Buzz_Killington.jpg/180px-Buzz_Killington.jpg]funny[/url</a>]. Disappointing.</p>

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<p>Sorry futurexec, I’m already fond of another CCer. :P</p>

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<p>Brutal, what am I supposed to do then?</p>

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<p>I don’t know. Maybe become ____________? (Not possible)</p>

<p>Continue looking forward to my next thread?</p>

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<p>Organize her locker or clean her room for her. Stay anon</p>

<p>EDIT: NVM this, I just realized that OP was just making fun of LAXbritt</p>

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<p>Slip her a laxative and take pictures of her on the pot. </p>

<p>On a serious note, don’t do anything. Kill with kindness.</p>

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<p>Don’t pay back. Pay it forward.</p>

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<p>I was looking forward to a revenge story : /</p>

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<p>Make her feel as good as she has made you feel.</p>

<p>Only this time…physically. <em>Wink wink</em></p>

<p>Perfect time to do it at her party.</p>

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<p>lololololwut</p>