Please, Im Begging You, What Are My Chances?

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>colleges:
rice
university of virgina
ann arbor
northwestern
ucla
usc
rutgers
santa barbara
berkely
harvard- for fun, im gonna give them the worst application ever written- misspelled, double meaning dirty words, essayy on my toenail, why i hate education, all that stuff- just as a break from real applications- and i will send it in</p>

<p>im a guy from nj, my parents arent rich, but they arent poor- the middleclass always gets screwed</p>

<p>im italian and welsh, born in the usa, though</p>

<p>now that we got that stuff out of the way, here go the stats</p>

<p>freshman gpa: 3.8
sophomore: 4.0
junior: 4.2
senior:4.4
do colleges look at it as a bad thing that your gpa follows a linear pattern?</p>

<p>SAT: 2110- this is gonna hurt me- right?
SAT 2: us history: 710, bio: 770, math 2: 780</p>

<p>AP awesome classes:</p>

<p>statistics-5
bio- 4
chem-5
computer science a- 5
apush- 4
psychology-5(easiest ap ever)- they should have given me a 5+
macroeconomics- 4- didnt learn ****, but it was interesting
calc bc-5</p>

<p>EC- the place where my dreams die</p>

<p>freshman volleyball, grade 9, varsity 10,11,12,
we won states on junior year, came close senior year
winter track, 9,10,11,12, set school record for the 400 senior year, but time
sucks so it wont automatically land me into a good college
environment club- 10,11,12- president in 12
model un/iple- model un for 9/10, iple in 11/12- they build on each other
won state iple in 11, won the whole damn national thing in dc senior year
1 year i decided to get my lifeguard certificate for fun
that's um- about it</p>

<p>community service-
did **** at the library for a year- 20 hours</p>

<p>did buddyball- (u help out mentally/physically challenged kids in baseball) for 2 hours a week, 28 weeks a year, 4 documented years, plus eight grade</p>

<p>i was a little emt helper, did nothing but was really cool- 200 hours a year, 2 years</p>

<p>job experience-</p>

<p>for 2 years in the summer, i was a counsler for daisy camp(camp for physically/mentally challenged kids)</p>

<p>when not in the summer, i would do this for 1 hour a week all year long</p>

<p>awards not listed in ec-
national ap scholar
participated in rutgers model un
recieved 1 bronze and 3 gold george bush com service awards</p>

<p>summers-
9- trained for counselor in daisy camp
10- landed job as counselor in daisy camp
11- job in daisy camp
12- nih internship,</p>

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<p>All you really need to do is to let Harvard know why Virginia is your first choice school.</p>

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<p>nah, im sure somebody did that bfore, im gonna leave something that makes them think, makes them sick to their stomach:how the fungus in my foot was growing, but with perciveirence and effort i got it down, but then i caught tuberculosis and my toes fell off</p>

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<p>rice- dont know
university of virgina- in
ann arbor-in
northwestern-50/50
ucla-70/30
usc- 70/30
rutgers- safety
santa barbara-in
berkely- 50/50
harvard</p>

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<p>sorry northwestern looks pretty good also. I say IN</p>

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<p>is your gpa weighted or uw?</p>

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<p>dude, with an essay on your foot fungus, consider Harvard a safety.</p>

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<p>ann arbor - IN (They will recalc your GPA using only academics after 9th Gr.)
northwestern - IN
ucla - IN (Again, assuming the GPA withstands recalc)
usc - IN
santa barbara - IN
berkely - IN</p>

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<p>abra kadabra(waving of the wand)- BUMP</p>

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<p>idk… if you wrote a good app for harvard you might actually have a shot.</p>

<p>good chances at the rest.. nice choice of matches/safeties</p>

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<p>that would kill me inside if i could have gotten into harvard</p>

<p>i can write a book on that</p>

<p>“i could’ve gone to harvard, but my toe fungus seemed interesting”</p>

<p>*i dont actually have a toe fungus</p>