<p>♫♫♫
He's comin for the college student
Whether rich or poor
He keeps adding to the monthly tab
Adding more and more</p>
<p>He starts planning his venture
Soon after graduation in May
He knows you fell for his usury
He's your local Sallie Mae</p>
<p>♫♫♫</p>
<p>Couple of questions:</p>
<ol>
<li>Was “coming” deliberately spelled incorrectly?</li>
<li>What does “coming for the college student” mean?</li>
</ol>
<p>I think the usage of “adding” twice is a bit redundant.
And rhyming May with Mae might be a bit weak, but it’s alright.</p>
<p>lol i didnt intend 4 it to be taken seriously
i was just mocking the average college student
guess it turnd out to be a good poem:)</p>