proof that girld are evil

<p>Thats not necessarily true.</p>

<p>If you have no sense of humour, just ignore the joke. No need to get all technical. It's just a joke.</p>

<p>Heh, I like that steevee. Thanks for the laugh.</p>

<p>LOL, steevee! Thanks for posting that!</p>

<p>At least somebody appreciates it =P</p>

<p>I was nerding it up one time and searched for engineering humour, and found this wonderful proof.</p>

<p>I have a sence of humor, but it wasn't "arroused" by your joke.</p>

<p>Nonsense 1700, no need to get all technical and defensive over a joke.</p>

<p>You weren't "aroused" by the joke because you threw in all that technical mumbo-jumbo. If every joke's technical error is revealed, there would be no jokes.</p>

<p>my technical mumbo jumbo had nothing to do with it. It was just not funny. That's all there is to it. So instead of posting a useless comment I decided to analyze it more closely.</p>

<p>Is aroused spelled with one r? I thought it was two?</p>

<p>You thought wrong.</p>

<p>I think I already know that. Thank you.</p>

<p>Girls don't require money...I don't know any girls who are after guys just because of their money...that's mainly adult women, not girls in college or high school. All girls really want is time, and some don't even mind that, just be nice to them for god's sake</p>

<p>some girls tend to abuse that niceness. I happen to know this one girl - who does not require either money or time - who makes me soo mad! I hate her! She abuses the fact that she's a girl and expects everyone to be her slave.</p>

<p>Really hot girls require money, and they're usually not even concious of it, because so many guys hook them up all the time, its just expected. When I was with my now ex-girl, she would ask "If we should pick up a cab" whenever the weather was less than ideal coming back from a club or restaraunt (where I usually paid for everything) not even aware of how much cabs cost. Usually I would be like "no, it costs too much" and she would just be confused. She wasn' t even aware of how much things cost, because guys always paid for everything for her. I remember being in line at a club with her, and some drug dealer paid for her cover charge ($40) even though I was clearly with her, just to show off!
In the past, she had gone to bars and rich dudes have given her hundreds of dollars worth of free alcohol and drugs.</p>

<p>
[quote]
As every good engineer knows, power = work/time
Substitute the two postulates, we have knowledge = work/money
Rearrange, we have money = work/knowledge
Therefore, as knowledge approaches 0, money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

[/quote]

Leave it to an engineer to say that. We have a problem if work->0 as well. ;)</p>

<p>:p</p>

<p>Wasn't the original joke the introduction to a Gene Simmons Family Jewels episode? Now that i think of it...</p>

<p>I doubt that s/he made it up.</p>

<p>Way to kill the joke mood...stuck-on-1700. I bet you're one of those guys that walks around popping people's good moods.</p>

<p>Oh, why do so many killjoys roam these threads?</p>

<p>People shouldn't say other peoples stuff without giving them credit...</p>