<p>Start a business or charity that begins to show someprofit or good community service. Become a recruited athlete. It’s pretty hard to do, but I guess it’s possible, expect for the second part unless you’re a good athlete already.</p>
<p>Become Emma Watson.</p>
<p>^^^ Chuck Norris cannot be killed. Watch any of his movies or TV shows.</p>
<p>To be serious, I think an invention might have the best balance of feasible and impressive out of everything on here so far.
I was thinking about trying to get recruited for baseball, and I had potential, but i threw out my back and couldn’t play my junior year… so that’s out the door. And I’ve seen people try to mess with Chuck Norris, on TV, and I learned from their mistakes… The Obama vs. Beck showdown sounds a lot less dangerous.</p>
<p>Make the Guinness Book of World Records! Easily done, as long as you think of something no one has set a record for yet o-o</p>
<p>I vote for the lottery strategem</p>
<p>You should just already tell the world who you are…BATMAN. </p>
<p>Or you can just be subtle and just become an AdCom at the tender age of 17, sit on the school’s panel and admit yourself. I’ve done it. It can be done.</p>
<p>Tell them that James Cameron didn’t make Avatar and that he stole your genius.</p>
<p>A hook can be quickly developed in golf.</p>
<p>LOL this thread is too funny</p>
<p>I’ve heard that vampires are popular these days.</p>
<p>Does your family have any connections in Congress, or in your state legislature? If so, you could latch onto some area that affects your life (food allergies? autism? lack of a good arts program in your school? the closure of your public libary due to municipal budet cuts?) and testify before a congressional or legislative committee. Make sure your local paper picks up on it and writes an article so when your name is googled, the congressional testimony comes up. Helps to also start a non-profit dealing with the same issue.</p>
<p>Stick your hand in the garbage disposal and run it until it stops grinding, then go down to the wharf and tell Sawbones that ye needs a fittin fer yer stump. Voila, instant hook!</p>
<p>^ Now that one was funny.</p>
<p>haha that’s hilarious</p>
<p>and missypie has a pretty serious idea. sounds solid</p>
<p>You can take photographs (preferably black and white to seem more sophisticated) of a local theater group’s production of Peter Pan, and then you could go into your darkroom and “develop” a Captain Hook? </p>
<p>If you’re talking about college admissions maybe try applying for one of the archbishops of the Catholic Church?</p>
<p>Get black.</p>
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<p>walk across Soviet Russia</p>
<p>Thanks for the laughs guys hahaha.</p>