Race to 9001

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<p>this thread is never going to reach 9001 posts lol… it’d be lucky to reach 500. =P</p>

<p>after 61 posts I’m surprised nobody had said that before</p>

<p>:rolleyes:</p>

<p>[hmm</a>, yes…](<a href=“http://i.imgur.com/gGRRv.jpg]hmm”>http://i.imgur.com/gGRRv.jpg)</p>

<p>I have a similar hat, though comprised of dark Irish tweed.</p>

<p>So do a couple of my friends in our homeschool groop. But they like weird hats for some reason. Another guy always wears a black fedora with a feather in it, and another guy always wears a black bowler.</p>

<p>Some people wore <strike>pimp</strike> cool hats to my middle school graduation.</p>

<p>we need strikethrough. It would be so incredibly useful</p>

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<p>Also, we call it Egyptian Rat Screw here.</p>

<p>I am going to win</p>

<p>I wish I had a badass hat.</p>

<p>^you only have yourself to blame for not having one</p>

<p>Just a small town girl…</p>

<p>DOn’T STOP</p>

<p>Thinking about tomorrow</p>

<p>The rain keeps getting in my Minecraft house. The roof must leak.</p>

<p>The rain keeps getting on me. The sky must leak.</p>

<p>And now my toaster over won’t work right. And someone on another website thinks chivalry is evil. Ah well, it’s a nice day overall.</p>

<p>Chivalry has come to mean being nice to women. What happened to all the bits about oppressing peasants and dueling to the death?</p>