<p>I’m in a triple and one of my roommates is amazing (I couldn’t have asked for anyone better. We’re living together next year), but the other one is awful to say the least.</p>
<p>He stays up until 4 or 5 in the morning with his bright lamp on, making seemingly no attempt to be quiet. It’s not like he even needs the lamp on; he’s on facebook the entire time. He plays video games and clicks up a storm, slams drawers, laughs, even answers phone calls!! One time while I was trying to sleep at 2 AM, his friend came in and said “Oh, he’s trying to sleep, I should go” and my roommate replied “No, it’s totally fine!” He clips his toenails literally every night. He has toe fungus, so I guess he has to, but is 4 AM really the best time for that? (also, EW!) He also randomly slaps his mouse against the desk while on his computer. He even whistles while we’re sleeping. I asked him to stop once, and he got slightly quieter…</p>
<p>He sets his extremely loud alarm for 7:30 every morning and sleeps through it for at least an hour with the alarm going off every 10 minutes. He sometimes even wakes up, looks at his alarm, and falls back asleep without turning it off. Last quarter, he would without fail snooze through his alarm for at least an hour, finally turn it off, and then sleep through class!</p>
<p>He’s extremely rude and conceited. He makes fun of peoples’ opinions and preferences but gets defensive when people counter him. He makes outlandish claims and then gets ****ed off or defensive when you prove him wrong (ie. pretending I misunderstood his argument.) He takes our things without asking (food, tissues, etc.)</p>
<p>He brought his broken bike into our already cramped room and blocked our wardrobes. We asked him to move it multiple times and he never did. We finally moved it to our storage closet and then he got ****ed off at us and said “Next time, let me move it myself.” Because we didn’t ask you to 20 times…</p>
<p>He was the last one in our dorm when we left for winter break. We asked him to clean the fridge out before he left. Good news: he remembers to unplug it. Bad news: he forgot to empty it. He also had put a cookie in there in a napkin, which became green and disgusting. The fridge smelled so bad that we couldn’t use it. We asked him to clean it out, and he put it off for over a week, so we finally said “you need to do it today” and he got ****ed off at us. He did do it that day, but not without snapping at us.</p>
<p>He left a dirty bowl on his desk for 8 weeks, and he didn’t finally clean it until someone told him to (it wasn’t even his bowl!) He also leaves dirty napkins and tissues on his desk. He fills his trashcan to the brim and then leaves trash on his desk for weeks.</p>
<p>“I haven’t washed these socks in three weeks!” Oh, so that’s why it constantly smells like diarrhea in here (direct quote, by the way.) Other people notice it too, and it’s the worst when he’s in here.</p>
<p>When he had the top bunk, he would step on my good roommate’s bed to get down, which woke him up every time. He even stepped on my roommate one time and didn’t even apologize!</p>
<p>He takes peoples’ seat at dinner. He’ll push peoples’ food out of the way to make room for himself while they’re away. True dialogue below:
Roommate: Oh, did I take your seat?
Girl: Oh, yeah, but don’t worry about it.
Roommate: Oh, I wasn’t worried about it.</p>
<p>I could go on, but I’ll stop there.</p>