<p>There are six people in my AP Calc class, and we had a substitute teacher last class. So, I decided to write my graduation speech (I will probably be valedictorian). I passed a piece of paper around the table that everyone sits at and we each wrote a few lines of my "valedictorian speech," which you see below:</p>
<p>Hello. I am your valedictorian. You better like it too! These past few years have been the most memorable of my life. The lessons nad friendships that have developed will last me forever. (My hometown) will always be a part of me. Ha ha. Seriously, this school did not teach me anything. If this school did anything to my mind it rotted it! Above all, to thive own self be true. As the saying goes, "To be or not to be," well I am. Graduating is for the best...the best for us all. I hast plucked excaliber!!! and I think that is good. Although it is really quite difficult seeing as how I have no actual clue of the definition of this nonsense. But actually the life ahead of us is not exactly nonsense. It is eternally mortifying and emancipating to the greatest extent. Math is power! And that you can quote. Thinking about the vext few years as I head off to college completely terrifies me. Not knowing anyone and leaving all the great friends I've made. But maybe it's for the best...maybe I need to go out into the big old world and experience more-experience life. Thus, the expediant departure that we will soon be making from this former life will create people out of us. Well, good luck in life, everyone. I'll soon be reading about you in the court news. One last thing, you guys are awesome! And by awesome, I mean insane. Get er' done! (our class motto)</p>
