<p>Vassar may reject you. Vassar may accept you. The Earth will continue to spin: so relax! (Three weeks and ED candidates know OMG***DOIDO?!!!!one111!!oneone11!!!)</p>
<p>The game is: type your reaction to receiving a letter back from Vassar, be it a limp envelope or an engorged one.</p>
<p>I’ll go first:</p>
<p>I receive a thin envelope. I have been rejected.</p>
<p>I troop outside. It is storming. I raise a hundred-foot metal pole. As I attach dozens of paper clips onto the rejection letter, I bleed sorrow from every pore in my body. Once the wretched piece of mail is prepared, I hoist it up the pole. As lightning strikes the letter again and again, incinerating it for all eternity, I laugh. Fountains of blood shoot from my throat as I collapse in a pale dead heap. A school has rejected me, and so has God, and I must reject myself. Before I fade into oblivion, a single word floats before my eyes…oh college, why hath thou forsaken me…why…</p>
<p>That sucks. Do u mind posting yr stats? God luck on you other apps.</p>
<p>haha mrs college, i think OP meant that as a joke - ed decisions haven’t been released yet:D</p>
<p>Exactly, exactly, it’s a game :)</p>