<p>After years of leaving my bike unlocked, it was missing the morning of my LSAT (on campus) and I had to walk (trot) there. Good thing I still got a 99th percentile score. I found the bike the next day, but it got stolen for good on the last day of senior year. Good thing it was worthless anyway. No other crime to report, with dorm room mostly unlocked. I can't remember for sure if any dates raped me while drunk. ;)</p>