I see how this is pulling me down for the first time. AH HA moment.
Well, I think I understand the problem. I just donât know what to do about it.
We get itâŠit snowed . Five days later and you STILL arenât delivering the mail. I called to request you hold my mail since your driver is so freaking lazy ( got security cams and I know that no attempt was made to enter my plowed and bare to the pavement driveway ) Someone dropped the mail shortly after in my mailbox and also by my garage door , yet you still ignored the rest of the neighborhood . Going on day 6 here. DO YOUR DAMN JOB !!
I canât believe youâre gone. You were posting on Facebook just 4 days ago! Cancer sucks. 
I knew I needed 60 days after closing to move my home, farm, and business. That is exactly why I put 60 DAC in the contractâŠthe contract to which you readily agreed. Thatâs 2 weeks awayâI will no longer respond to you or your realtor.
I spent 5 HOURS during the inspection, going over things and answering your paranoid questions. Nope, not going to spend more time âgiving you lessonsâ. Itâs a house. Youâre 54. Youâve owned. Iâve bought and sold 8 houses, and have never had âlessonsâ.
Would it hurt you to text me from the airport?! Yeah, I know you are a seasoned international traveler but you are still my kid!!!
Phew. Kid resurfaced. She is boarding the plane, and she âtook the metro to the airport.â
I know jet lag really sucks, but I really loved your visit.
To the psycho who wrote âPlease donât block my drivewayâ in SHARPIE on my daughterâs window:
She took a picture; she wasnât blocking your driveway though Iâll concede that she was close to the edge.
If you were concerned that your driveway was blocked, you should have called a cop. Oh, wait, you didnât have to: cops were ticketing the blocks near the high school yesterday and, guess what? They didnât ticket her.
But the fact that you chose to vandalize her car just shows what a nut job you are. We thought about filing a police report, but decided not to. Sheâs going to continue to drive to school and park in that neighborhood-- though not in front of your house-- and we know youâre a psycho. You know her car. So weâre letting this one go.
But donât assume that the parent of the kid you target today will be as understanding; or that the 17 year old kid will chose tears as a reaction.
My sympathies to your wife and kids, and to your coworkers. Youâre a headline waiting to happen.
Thereâs a special place in hell reserved for the two jerks who felt they had to fully recline the seats in front of me and DH for the full ten hours of our flight this past weekend. My legs and back are still recovering.
Maybe this is a turning point. I think we are on to something - hopefully we are.
Lol I just learned I can get a minor in Mathematics if I take one more advanced math classâŠwelp, it wonât hurt me!
Your insane targeting of kids you see as competition for your son is the reason your kid just got suspended. I suggest you back off before you create a situation that cannot be fixed.
Is it really that hard to spell out âareâ and âyouâ?
Oh, the pain of dealing with unresponsive professorsâŠ
Bye, Felicia
Must you drop your turds of negativity everywhere? Most disagree with you and often you are flat out wrong. As Gandhi said, âSpeak only if it improves upon the silenceâ.
Standing in the kitchen for 5 hours is so tiresome.
Why is it so darn expensive to join a Sorority? Do you really want or need to spend approx $1000 per semester for the privilege of friendship or âsisterhoodâ? Whatever happened to âthe best things in life are freeâ? For the cost of the Sorority, I can sign you up for a two credit hour course instead!
Even though I adore my adult childrenâsâ husbands and boyfriends, nothing is more precious than having a whole day and evening together with just the kids and feeling theyâre loving being with us as well.